Welcome to the 1st Episode of Velocity!
I hope you enjoy!
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24 seconds into the song, the camera pans around inside the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The stage, looking like NXT circa 2013.
Presiding on Commentary at centre stage near the ringside area were four new commentators. On the far left was “The Human Suplex Machine” Tazz, and to his right was “The Ocho" Chris Jericho.
Beside them, were a pair of thumbs, one was Thumb Wrestling Federation Commentator extraordinaire, Dick Thompson, and with him, as always, was his partner, Colonel Cossack.
The crowd cheers loudly as Dick Thompson speaks.
Dick Thompson: Hell~o there, LWF fans! Welcome to the first ever Episode of LWF Velocity! I'm Dick Thompson, alongside me, Colonel Cossack, Tazz, and Chris Jericho! Colonel, does it feel good to be here or what?!
Colonel Cossack: I am pumped! I'm about to jump off my seat!
Dick Thompson: *laughs* Nice to see you haven't changed after all these years! Tazz, Jericho, it's good to be working with you!
Tazz: Well, it's gonna be quite a ride calling the action with you guys!
Chris Jericho: Wait a second, how can you be okay with this, Tazz?! We're calling the action with a pair of thumbs!
Tazz: You never know, Chris. These guys could be pretty good! *Chuckles*
Dick Thompson: I know this green colour in the arena brings back memories for you, Tazz! You've done commentary on WWE's version of Velocity lots of times, so tell us, what can we expect?
Tazz: Well, actually I haven't, but I've heard Velocity back in the day, was pretty fast paced, and was filled with a mixture of new and familiar faces, and I'm sure all four of us can't wait to see them in action!
Colonel Cossack: None more so than I! Let us see some!
Then…
The crowd gave mixed reactions, mostly boos as Aria Blaze slowly made her entrance.
(OPENING MATCH: Aria Blaze vs Bombay Suarez)
*Bell rings*
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and Gentlemen, your opening contest of Velocity is set for one fall! Introducing first, ARIA BLAZE!!!
Dick Thompson: And we're getting an exciting match right from the start, courtesy of the appearance of the stoic, yet dangerous, Aria Blaze!
Colonel Cossack: Look at her! She got the meanest of looks!
Tazz: Oh yeah, she's mean for sure! The Bonafide bad girl of the Dazzlings, who's looking to make her own way in LWF! Our GM, Mr. Herriman was kind enough to give her a chance to show her stuff tonight, and boy she doesn't plan to waste it!
