Another Episode of Velocity is finally here!
Let's see what we got in store...
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23 seconds into the song, the camera then pans around as the hyped up crowd cheers inside the 2300 arena. That's when Dick Thompson started speaking.
Dick Thompson: Good evening, LWF fans, and welcome to another high octane Episode of Velocity! It is I, Dick Thompson alongside my partner, Colonel Cossack, and of course, “The Human Suplex Machine” Tazz, and let's not forget about "The Ocho", Chris Jericho!
Colonel Cossack: Not Ocho anymore, Dick!
Chris Jericho: Hey, I still am, Cossack! Just because I'm not the Ring of Honor World Champion doesn't mean I'm not The Ocho anymore! I'm a wizard too, and I should burn your little eyes out for that!
Dick Thompson: Now Jericho, let's keep things civil. We're a team here on Velocity, and the four of us have some matches to cover!
Tazz: Yeah, that's right, like two matches Mr. Herriman put together on the spot on Episode 23, like Skye Blue taking on the hard-hitting Anthony Henry, and Shane Thorne taking on the tenacious Koneko Toujou!
Dick Thompson: Those are some pretty physical matches-
???: Oooh, no, no, no, no, no! This is not how we're gonna start Velocity!
Dick Thompson was cut off by Danger Duck walking down to the ring.
Danger Duck: First, I was eliminated unfairly in the Adrenaline Rush Tournament, then when I got a second chance at glory, I got humiliated by some dumb Canadian kid! I'm not gonna let my LWF Career start so haphazardly like this, especially since me and the other Loonatics waited too long to show our skills!
The crowd gets mixed reactions to Duck's speech.
Danger Duck: So here's what's gonna happen. To start this show, I heard Mr. Herriman was out scouting talent, so I'm out here, issuing an Open Challenge to anyone here in Philly tonight! So let's see who Herriman picked out, and if they want to come out here and go one on one with Danger Duck!
Duck throws the Mic down and gets ready.
Tazz: Wow, Duck not taking any guff from anybody, an Open Challenge to whoever wants a piece of him?! Nice way to start!
"Come on! Who's it gonna be!? Give me anyone!" Duck shouts.
Then after a minute of silence…
The crowd pops, and Duck looks on like a deer in the headlights!
Dick Thompson: No! It can't be!
Tazz: Hell no! I'll believe it when I see it!
And 31 seconds into the song, to the crowd's elation, out came “Amazing” Luna Collins herself!
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Danger Ducks opponent for your opening contest, "Amazing", LUNA COLLINS!!!
Colonel Cossack: *Screams in delight* THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
