Here on out, I'm gonna be doing the events from the series. Starting with the Pilot episode. But I will branch off from the story.
3 months later
3rd person POV
We set our sights on I.M.P. where a meeting is currently in progress.
Blitzø: Ok. So I know business has been... a bit slow lately. Yes. It's not anyone's fault here. I'm not saying any names here. Moxxie.
Moxxie then gives the sternest "WTF" face after being called out.
Blitzø: Now does anyone have ANY bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?
Millie: What! About! A car wash!
Millie gives the brightest face she can make.
Blitzø: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here! Ok?
Blitzø then thinks.
Blitzø: OOH! What about a billboard?
Cross: Can we afford a billboard?
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzø then goes over to Moxxie.
Blitzø: Really... helpful, Moxxie. I'm glad you're in the room right now.
Blitzø then Pushes Moxxie down.
Blitzø: Have you forgotten what service we provide?
Blitzø turns on the TV showing all the things that they do. Which is basically killing people. While Blitzø is handing out pieces of popcorn.
Blitzø: AH. Those were the good days.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding since you blew most of our company's salary on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One then you additionally paid to run for a full 3 hours on a channel no one watches.
Blitzø: Hey. What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle? Okay. It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit!
The gang sits back down
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzø: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: *sighs* sir...
Blitzø: Because right now, all I hear is my dad's asshole talking! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie proceeds to get Lustful
Millie: Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I... what?
Millie: I thought I knew you.
Blitzø: I can't believe this Moxxie after I made you employee of the month.
Blitzø holds a picture of Moxxie with a scrunched up face
Cross: Oh my Satan! Kill it with fire!
(Come on. Anyone who saw the Pilot was thinking it.)
Moxxie: Sir. I'm sorry. But a commercial jingle is not comprehensible to musical theatre! Nobody actually likes the jingle.
Millie: I liked it.
Cross: Ditto.
Moxxie: Do NOT!
Moxxie then points to Millie & Cross
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A Helluva bond (Helluva Boss Loona x reader)
PertualanganI finally decided to write a Loona x reader story. I honestly hope you guys enjoy this story. WARNING! This story contains death, gore, blood, & maybe a lemon or 2
