Third Wheel Pik

How May And Dawn...

This is going to be a 2 birds with 1 stone situation. While I do love both of these ships(May x Drew, and Dawn x Paul) I want to finish this story on Christmas day. This means there's only 5 chapters left, and unfortunately I don't have time to go into more depth. The good thing is I want to make more stories(10 in total, unless I want to make more) and a good chunk of those will have more in depth ships besides Ash x Misty. Hope yall understand, but anyways let's start the chapter. 

-Pikachu's pov- 

It was nice to leave the house, but none of us got to see Gary get demolished by Leaf. That would have been fun to see, but even so Gary would be Gary the whole time which would make my mind commit suicide. After all no one could stand Gary of all people to be the first one to make a move on his crush. It just raised the stakes to see who will go next. Though I wanted it to be Ash, he just got to the hand holding stage. Clemont has shown interest in Serena, but is a bit of a wuss to go next. Cilan...I'm 75% sure he's gay, but I cold be wrong. That just Leaves Drew and Paul. Drew showed affection towards May, but never acted on them. Paul always paid interest in Dawn, but in his unique Paul way of acting like he doesn't care to caring more then anyone else. Since Drew hangs out with Gary the most, he's most likely to go next. Paul usually tries to beat Drew, so this is gonna be a race to get their respective crushes. The problem is...I can't do nothing but sit on Ash's damn shoulder! 

-Normal pov- 

Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracy, Drew, May, Max, Dawn, Paul, Cilan, Iris, Serena, Clemont, Bonnie, and of course Pikachu, went out on a forest trail. 

"So we just gonna walk through here all day, or are we gonna actually, oh I don't know, EAT!" Drew said, as he had skipped Breakfast at the Pokémon center. Today was biscuits and gravy with eggs and bacon. However Drew figured Brock's cooking would outclass anyone, but he never did get to try his chocolate chip pancakes with a side of bacon. 

"Yeah I know I said I lost my apatite, but my stomach is starting to eat itself!" 

"Yeah mine too!" 

"Of course June, you and Ash are food driven!" 

  "DON'T CALL ME JUNE!" May yelled at Drew. "You know it's May!" 

"Oh my mistake December." 

"DREW!" 

"Ok, ok, sorry...February!"  

"Why I oughta-" 

"GUYS! Look!" Ash shouted. 

"What?" Everyone said. 

"FOOD!" Everyone looked at where Ash had pointed to. It was a Mexican food truck. (I'm writing this on Taco Tuesday plus I'm Mexican, so it works out.)  

"I got first dibs!" 

"Not this time Ketchum!" The two food psychos raced to the food truck. 

"Idiots." Paul said as he decided to grab Dawns hand, so the 2 could be next in line. 

"Yeah but he's/she's my idiot." Mumbled Drew and Misty.  

"Did you say something about, oh maybe May?" 

"I could ask you the same thing about Ash." 

"Let's just get in line." 

"Yeah." 

... 

"Well I'm stuffed." 

"You should be Ash, after all you ate 10 burritos!"  

"Mist, when you want to break a record, you would have done the same thing." 

"Why do I even bother." 

"Because you l- I mean care for me! Defiantly care for me! I wasn't gonna say anything else I-"  

"SHUT IT DUMB A$$(PIKA PIKACHUUUUUU)!"

 Ash had been zapped by Pikachu point blank, to no ones surprise.  

"I'll shut up now." The charred Ash said, causing everyone to laugh. 

"Well I think we should take a little break." Tracy announced. 

"Yeah. How about here?" Replied Brock. 

"Looks good." Replied everyone except Ash for obvious reasons. 

... 

"Alright Ash, how do you feel?" Asked a slightly concerned Misty. 

"Great!" Replied Ash, but he really wanted to say: great, now that your with me. After Pikachu zapped him earlier, he figured saying anything cheesy or cringey would get him shocked again. In the meantime Ash did a bold move and held Misty's hand, causing the girl to blush. The two sat there for a bit until... 

"Hey where did Drew and Paul go?" Asked Iris of all people. 

"Yeah where are they?" Serena added. 

"Don't worry we'll find them! Won't we Dawn?"  

"Of course May." The two then went off into the woods to find them. 

-Where Drew and Paul are at- 

"You ready?" 

"Of course." 

"Great! The girls are gonna love this!" 

"I hope so." 

"C'mon Paul the plan is perfect! They'll love it I swear." 

"That doesn't convince me, but it's worth the shot." 

"Now you're getting it. Alright let's go over the plan one more time." 

-Back with the girls- 

"Do you think they got far?" 

"I doubt it. Knowing Drew they probably gat lost finding a place to pee!" 

"Yeah you're probably right May."  As May was about to say something Drew and Paul popped up ever so close to them. 

"Hey girls, did you miss us?" Announced Drew, holding May. Paul was doing the same with Dawn. 

"No we-" Just before May finished Drew kissed her, and Paul was doing the same with Dawn. The girls started to blush for a bit, but then they started kissing back! 

As this was going on they failed to notice they had been followed. There was someone in the bushes watching this all go down. 

-Brock's pov- 

First Gary, now Drew and Paul! How does everyone keep getting girls besides me!