Bangtan ki Duniya season 2 | BTS Desi ff | lead V

Episode 2

Samajh mein aaya kya ?

Author's pov

"So what you mean is , this bitch who was supposed to fire proof or something got burned ilmao " Jungguk said and started laughing hystericaly

Basically Deadly Sins and Bangtan were listening to your tales about why and how the story is celebrated.

Your squad obviously knew about it , Indians never needed to have someone tweet a tale like that , the kids just watched cartoons and movies for that .

But the squad knew you were awesome storyteller they had to sit and listen .

This also included them catching upto the story you told Taehyung about the 'love god' because they didn't like how you just told him and not them , what could you say they were some circumstances. (If you don't know anything about Hindu mythology, kya hai na secular country hai apni ! You can out the video I provided and similar to understand this little shit if you want to )

(Sorry Due to being Hindu festival , and Bangtan being new to this , I have to put some sense into my TV serial scenario )

"What you are trying to say is that these bitches fighting like cats and dogs , spilling Marsh and dirt on each other, they are supposed to be the Indian Epitome of Love ? "

Yoongi asked and all five of you nodded in sync " That's so fucking awesome !! "

"We know " All five of you said

" Radha Krishna is all about how you fall for someone beyond human limitations and desires " Y/n explained

"Off course it's awesome how they played Holi , like 8 days !! Messing with each other !! " Jimin exclaimed

"Yeah sounds like a dream come true " Jungguk agreed

"Why do I feel like this enemity chemistry is sort of familiar " Hobi asked while laughing along

Jin was still laughing " What do you mean fam-- oh shit "

Everyone stopped as their eyes begin to find the pair of dorks they accidentally hinted upon . Only two find they two laughing while constantly hitting each other playfully .

It was such a sight to look at both of them being so done but never enough of each other .

All sweet and games until they realised that the fight got pretty heated , offcourse the fight didn't reach upto the level for Taehyung to go near her hair .

It was death sentence.

But they had to interfere to prevent any murders

" I'll show you what it's like you Lafantar " Y/n said while struggling under the grip of 5 people

"You double face bitch ! How dare you twist my ears !! " Tae held by another 5 .

Time skip
{brought to you by Nirma Advance : Pehle istemaal karein phir vishwaas karein}

Thankfully
They were now settled on the mattresses and futon they brought from their rooms , settled them in the living room pushing some furniture aside .

And were now lying down trying to sleep but our heroine

"Abey par agar woh saala Kapoor vaha--

Y/n was blabbering something to Rahul but got interrupted by him "Y/n meri Jaan, mere jigar ka tukda hai tu , par Kasam se raat ke 3 baj rahe hain saali soti kyun nahi"

"Aiiiise kyun bol rha hai " Y/n pouted "soja ! bhenchod kaisa dost hai ... " Y/n

She turned against his side in anger only to look at a grinning Taehyung she playfully slapped his cheek " What are you grinning at Lafantar?" They were speaking slowly because their faces were close enough to hear each other's voice .

He gasped offended and hit her forehead " Did you just called me a pervert what did I do to you huh ?"

"Pervert ? When did I called you that Lafantar?" She was confused

"O o you did it again see "

Y/n guessed that it might be the translators , translating every hurl they use . She doesn't know what Lafantar means , she has been calling him that ever since they met it doesn't really mean anything . She explained her theory to him .

"That can happen ?"

"How am I supposed to know , but hey we can test it ! "

"Bitch speak slowly everybody is sleeping!" He whisper yelled

"Yup so ... I'll curse and you ask what do you hear , okay ?"

"Like what I hear or what translator tells me ?"

"Translator "

Warning ⚠️⚠️ extreme Adult language ahead SKIP IT

"Okay"

"Ready ?" She asked

"Chutiya ?"

"Fucker"

"Bhenchod?"

"Sister fucker ? What the fuck !"

"Madarchod ?"

"Motherfucker ?"

"Bhosdike ?"

"Son of a loose vagina !? What ?"

"Laude ?"

"Dick "

"Randi ke ? "

"Mother's a hoe !!?? Y/n !!"

"Not your mom I respect her like anything we won't do it if you're offended "

"Obviously you would never ! I'm not offended that's so creative where you getting those from ?"

"You wanna continue?"

"Damm yes "

"Ok so... Gandu"

"Asshole , you just said asshole it sounds hella bad in Hindi, there's more ?"

"Offcourse! We haven't even started "

"Seriously? I feel like three times more and my ears will bleed "

"You want me to say more ?"

End of Adult language 🍂🍂

"Offco--

"Saale so kyun jaate tum dono ! Taehyung you sleep pal yeh toh jaadu si saari raat lagake rakhegi "

"Keep him up all night ? Doing what ? " Jimin rised up from sheets smirking at his own dirty joke "and who do you thinking you're warning this guy is an alien himself "

Jimin said and went beneath his blanket

"What the fuck ? "

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Author ki bakchodi

Sorry short chapter

Kinda busy

But I'll write that's for sure and pichhli book ki tarah tarsaunga bhi nahi

I'll be quick in upload of chapters

I want to begin Holi in further episodes now
So I have a question

Do you want to see both Holika pujan and then Dulhendi celebration

Or direct playing Holi with minor mention of the Pooja ?

Tell me I'm confused

Bye
Thankyou
Dhanyawaad