Authors Note: Sorry I haven't posted in a while. My grandma got hit by a bus, and then I got Monkey Pox.
Shrek hurried to the hospital. The pain. The pain. Mr.Worldwide was doing that stereotypical dad thing where dads freak out.
They got a room where the baby would be delivered. The doctor was a hot lady by the name of Aliyah Kitten. Yes, she was a Discord Kitten. The authors Discord Kitten. Where getting of subject here.
It came time time for the baby to be delivered. Shrek whole body was in pain. He couldn't take it. To get the pain of his mind, he thought of the Call Me By Your Name music video. That always makes him calm.
"It's time to push. PUSH!!!" Doctor Aliyah Kitten said. Shrek tried to push, but it's hard when you have a pp. So the baby came out of his butt.
"What a handsome young man, he's gonna be a heartbreaker," Doctor Aliyah Kitten said. They didn't know now, but the kid would grow up to be gay.
Before the baby even opened his eyes, he said his first word, "Whats up guys, it's Dream, welcome to my live stream." Shock covered the room. Did he just? "I guess that will be his name. Dream!!! Dream Francis Ed Sheeran WorldWide. But we'll just call him Dream, " Mr. Worldwide said I'm joy.
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