A/N: sorry I haven't been active much I have just lost ideas and motivation
⚠️WARNING: be prepared⚠️
Every day during lunch I meet up with Shrek in the bathroom where make out. Yummy. The taste of green onion flavored spit. Slurp. But our gf's don't know. They hate each other. And where secretly gay for eachother but Draco Malfoy keeps interpreting saying he's gonna tell the whole school about us. Lucky for us we know that he's as fruity as a fruit loop for Harry Potter. His enemy. Ya I bet you didn't know that drarry was gonna be in this huh. Anyway......... Today me and daddy Shrek walked into the bathroom and you'll never believe what we say. HARRY POTTER...AND DRACO MALFOY..... BANGING. OMG SHIP🥳🥳🥳🥳😛😝😒😜🙄🤩😝😍🍑😗😛😐😒😟😒🤥😰😥🤤😑🤥😛😐😝😀😗🚻😍😒😍😜🤩😜. We stared for a while intill they noticed. AND OMG THEY HAVE REALLY SMALL 🍆. LIKE REALLY SMALL. anyway that's not the point. And they where doing some nasty stuff. The wierdest part was they asked us to join. And we where like bet. So he we turned into a bunch of gay guys all banging eachother😫.
After yesterday's events in the bathroom........ Shrek ended up sick today but he didn't tell me why. Mmm.....I wonder. He didn't come to school today. Then we net up after school and he told me some news. I wonder how I'm gonna tell Y/N.
