Frankly, I'll be excluding rules that aren't enforced like "no swearing", he asks you not to, doesn't care if you do
1: No eating on the couch:
Times broken? 15
Punishment? Clean the Living room2: No in fighting with other proxy's (Prevoker)
Times broken? 5
Punishment? Disembodiment3 no escaping:
Times broken: 31
Punishment: broken bones4: No attacking Lazari
Times broken: 9
Punishment: None if he doesn't catch me ;)5: no bothering me with "Pointless nonsense"
Times broken? 24
Punishment?: Being dropped in a random part of the forest and having to find your way back6: no taking more then you need for and meal
Times broken? 4
Punishment? Teeth and tongue removed7: No attempting to start a revolution against Slender
Times broken? 8
Punishment?Eyes gouged out8: No (insert whatever the f-k they claim) The main 4 proxy's (Hoodie, Toby, Kate, Masky)
Times broken? 56
Punishment? Left for the Proxy you bothered to decide9: no leaving the forest
Times broken? 8
Punishment? Destruction of wherever you went10: no contacting Zaglo
Times broken? 2
Punishment? The Room11: No attempting to regain your sanity
Times broken? 20
Punishment: Hallucinations12: No attempting to research ways to Defeat Slender
Times broken? 6
Punishment? Tied up for 3 days13: No taking medication related to your mental health
Times broken? 2
Punishment? No food for 6 daysFrankly, I've already been here for only a month and already have this record
I'm planning on fighting Slender to my last breath
I'm not his toy, I'm my own person, no matter what Kate tried to do (that bitch)
I may be his "Proxy" but I'm not under his influence, I'm locked In his mansion but I'll find my way out, somehow
YOU ARE READING
Me as a proxy
Humor25% actually story 50% dumbass memes 20% illegal active 10% bad math 100% probably not getting more then one chapter