Me as a proxy

List of rules 2

You are not
-Any TF2 character
- Ticci Toby's clone
-a member of the death korps of Krieg
-infected with the "T-virus","The flood", "The green flu" or any other disease from fiction
-Doomguy
-DoomSlayer
- A doctor
-THE doctor
- Ethan Winters
- Issac, but with less fucks to give (this has upset laughing Jack a lot)
- anything else, you a a proxy of Slender, that's all you've ever accomplished,

-Stop trying to convince other proxies to kill themselves, you are not an "Alternate", and the things you said to Toby were awful, even by our standards

- Stop getting magazines delivered to the Slender mansion, your copy of "Shotguns weekly" has been confiscated

-The mass amount of cleaning products, over the counter medications, and other products have been confiscated, your "Meth lab" has also been destroyed

- stop attempting to make video games based off the mansion and it's residents, your game of "Proxy combat" has been Destroyed
We don't care how many interviews and tests you did, it's gone

- Stop challenging Laughing Jack to unwindable games like "Magic the Gathering" "Bayblade" or "Tic tak toe", it took 30 games before laughing Jack conceded a draw

- Stop making "Educational" videos on how to survive other proxy's, it's offensive...

-Yes Kate can run on all fours to increase her speed, this does not mean you should "ride her into battle"

-No riding a bike down Slenders endless staircase

-Stop threatening to hit proxy's with a "Ford F-150"