Alex's POV
We were sitting in loser class. Noah was trying to convince Owen of all people to invite Dj to join an alliance with our team.
"I don't know what to say to him! I've always been the alliance-ee not the alliance-er" Owen said.
"It's like asking a girl out. Only she's a guy." Noah said.
"Oh." Owen said, seeming to get it.
He turned to Dj "Hey Dj! You wanna go out for hotdogs with my buddy Noah? He says your legs are nice" Owen said with a whistle.
Dj looked at him like he was an alien species.
"Yeah. Because that's exactly what I told him to say" Noah said sarcastically.
"One cannot blunder into an alliance friends" Alejandro said.
"Why couldn't you lose, so Lindsay could still be here?" Tyler said angrily.
"Anger also isn't especially helpful" Scarlett said, not looking up from her book.
"Listen, I'm sorry, ok? But you only have to put up with me for one more day" Dj said.
"Going somewhere Dj?" I blinked.
"I'm losing the next challenge" Dj said.
An overhead locker started rumbling. Heather tumbled out.
"WHAT?!" she exclaimed as she fell. She landed on the ground near Owen's feet.
"EW!" she said, recoiling in disgust from the smell.
"What have we here?" Alejandro smirked "Doing a little spying?".
"I- uh- just... dropped my pen! No scheming, just scribbling!" Heather defended.
She started scribbling in her notebook "Owen, I am issuing you a ticket for fashion crimes! Your socks reek!" she scoffed.
"Oh, am I wearing socks? I can't even see my feet" Owen chuckled
The plane ended up landing in the ocean.
"Attention all total drama passengers, in accordance with emergency landing procedures, you will all now be shown to the nearest exit!" Chris said over the intercom.
We were shoved out the door into the ocean.
Dj was thrashing around in the water.
"Dj! Catch!" Heather called, tossing him a cushion she had snagged from first class.
He caught it.
"Care to join me in an alliance?" Heather asked.
"You're asking him that now?" Alejandro asked in disbelief
"You're just jealous because you didn't think of it!" Heather said haughtily.
"Actually, I would have asked him before delivering the cushion. But you do what's right for you." Alejandro smiled.
Confessional
Heather: Oh he's good *Sighs happily* *Eyes widen* *Shaking camera* I want the tape! Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?!
End
Chris came over in a boat. He was wearing a hat and jacket.
"Hey there ya gowdy angishores! Ever been to sea?" he asked in an annoying voice.
"Talk normally, or don't talk at all" Scarlett said flatly.
Sierra gasped excitedly "It must be Newfoundland! Chris is originally from 'Blow me down highlands'" she explained to the rest of us.
