Kokichi x Nagito Oneshot

How Did We Met

All of Kokichi friends was at his house and was introduced his friends to his husband his son was still in school and they was chatting

Miu: so how did you two meet?

Kokichi: oh couples years ago I'll say he was an officer and you know I was a thief which you guys know and right after I had Kingston which y'all meet someday later

Nagito: I been trying to track you down

Miu: who's Kingston?

Kokichi: he's our son he's only 4 years old and in pre school he's an angel

Kaito: hahah I bet that was an epic fell but how did it happen

Kokichi: years ago-

Flashbacks

Nagito: Hey! Stop! You thief!! *shouted*

Kokichi: hahaha you'll never catch me sexy~ *winked*

Nagito: *growls* just wait until I catch you

Kokichi: hah it's like I'm the mouse and your the cat so cute mister officer

Nagito: oh you think this is a joke huh?

Kokichi: actually yeah my little arch enemy well cutie I'll say~

Flashback pause

Miu: wait wait you was horny back then

Kokichi: yeah he was kinda cute and all so it was what the heck

Himiko: wow what a charmer you are?

Kokichi: I try my best but anyways

Flashback unpause

Nagito: what is with you calling me that!

Kokichi: probably because I have a problems of course but sorry sweetie I got stuff to handle bye~ *blow a kiss and escape*

Nagito: ugh *got out his walkie talkie*sir I'm afraid he escape

Captain: goddamnit Nagito did you get into his cute charms again!?

Nagito: no sir I didn't but I'll catch him again he shows up all I know for a fact he appears at nighttime or midnight

Captain: well at least try your best

Nagito: got it sir

Flashback ended

Kaito: so at first you two was like enemies but Kokichi was the horny one

Kokichi: correct but I was a teenager but the next thing that happen

Flashback again

Nagito: hmm

He places down a plate of cookies and put a sign on it says free and hides

Nagito: I'm waiting for you now little rodent *take out the handcuffs*

Kokichi finds the plate of cookies

Kokichi: oh boy cookies weird on leaving out like this oh well

He eat few and Nagito jumped out and tackle him down and growls

Nagito: gotcha at last Kokichi you little thief

Kokichi: ahh the big bad wolf got me whatcha going to be me sexy~ *looked into his eyes*

Nagito: taking you to jail for long time for stealing to much stuff

Kokichi: oh what a shame I was going to *gets up and snatch his handcuffs and cuff him to a pole* do the same to you~