OH YOU'RE SO SO LOVELY

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Note: Next chapter- This is so random idk what this is-

You ran to the kitchen at the speed of light.   "DOE MOVE AWAY FROM THE STOVE-" you yell at him as he hands you a fire extinguisher. (don't question it)  You using that fire extinguisher and putting out the fire.   "WHAT WERE YOU COOKING, DOE-" you ask him as you turn off the stove and start cleaning up.  "M-making food for you?" Doe says as he looks to the side.  His shirt changing into the words "SORRY".  Sighing, you finish the cleaning and go to hug Doe.  "It's ok.  But just leave the cooking to me Doe." you say as he sniffs your hair.   'Yep he's back to normal.' you think to yourself as you end the hug and walk away.

"Oh....where are you going, love?" Doe asks as he follows you into your room.   "Huh, I'm going to get ready for work!" you say as you face Doe.  "W-why?   Can't you just...stay with me?" Doe asks as he starts going puppy eyed.   "As much as I would love that Doe, Susanna can only cover for me so many times." you say as you head to your closet and grab your outfit.  "Please, love I don't want you to leave me." he says as you push him out the door to change.  

After changing outfits, you're greeted to John Doe on the floor, on his knees.  "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE???  I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT, LOVE?" he tells you as he grabs onto your leg.  "OK- Y OU CAN COME WITH ME TO WORK!!" you tell him as he let's go, stands up, and grabs your hand.  "REALLY!!" he exclaims as his pupils grow bigger and he brings you to the bus stop.

"Did we just- teleport?" you ask as Doe teleports into the bus.  "Ok then-" you say as you sit down and oh-  He teleported, to the Gao- I mean the gas station.  "We're here!" Doe exclaims as he holds your arm as you find yourself right next to Susanna who was standing beside you.  Very confused.

"Oh...hi?" you say as John Doe looks at your coworker. "Oh! Hi (Y/N)! Who's the guy?" she says as she goes back to restocking the gum on the counter.  "T H E I R  B O Y F R I E N D -" John Doe says as he forms to some sort of creepy version before sifting back and holding your arm tighter.  "Wow!  Didn't know (Y/N) had a boyfriend-" Susanna says nervously as they start grabbing their stuff to leave.  "I'm so sorry (Y/N) but could you please take over the shift-  I just remembered I have to feed my uh dog-" she says as she quickly gets out of the gas station.   "Huh-  She doesn't have a dog." you ponder out loud as you look at John Doe and kiss him on the head. 

"Just me and you huh?" you say as you stand up and try shaking Doe off your arm.  He wouldn't budge.  "Could you please get off my arm?  You can do pretty much anything else but attaching yourself to my arm." you tell Doe who does as you say and instead heads behind you.  Now he's kissing your neck.  Really had lots of confidence to be giving this much affection in public. 

"OH YOU'RE SO LOVELY!!!" Doe whispers into your ear before continuing with the affection.  Yep-  You were gonna be in this position for a while.  Maybe someone could just come and save you from this affectionate man?  Then the door ringed.

It was a man.  Huh-  OH NO YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME-  IT WAS MAISON TALO.  THE SAME OLD CREEP WHO HAD TRIED SELLING YOU A HOUSE ON YOUR FIRST DAY HERE.  "D-Doe please make the man leave." you ask as you just uh disappear-  behind Doe and the desk.  "I eat Minors-" Maison said.  "I'll be asking you nicely sir but could you please leave.  You're scaring (Y/N)!" Doe says to Maison as he idk-   You're not seeing this right now your fidgeting with your fingers.  

*inserts epic argument with Maison and John Doe cause I'm too lazy to actually write it.  Oh and Maison leaves and time skip to end of shift cause I'm running out of ideas*

"Thank you for uh the help earlier Doe!" you tell Doe who was still attached to you.  "Anything for you, love!" Doe says as he leaves kisses on your arm.  Seemed like he never stopped kissing you.   Heading onto the bus you find yourself sitting down in your same old seat with Doe, attached to you.  Not letting go anytime soon.  

*wowie bus ride-  you're now home on the couch-   I'm really running out of ideas as you can tell so uh here I'll sum up the ending since I'm not writing it.*

You're now on the couch with Doe who uh now was watching tv with you.  Well not the tv more like watching you.   You stroking his hair and telling him praises as he purred into your side.  Wow happy ending. 

Note: If you're reading this and you read the whole thing-  Here is your gold medal for reading all this cringe.

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