Teacher : What's wrong?
Johny :- Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny are you sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher : My goodness why the black eye again?
Johny:- Dad asked me again, Johny Are you sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erotically,
Kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, Are you cuming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you cuming too?
Dad answered: Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming :p =))