Jackass (Bam Margera x oc)

Two

We were set on the roof waiting for Phil to come outside. I was squashed underneath Bam so everyone else could be on the roof with us. Bam kept asking to make sure I was okay. I assured him that I was fine. Phil came outside and went the the lawn mower. He starts to work on the edges of the yard.
"Give it Five minutes." Bam says.

We kept watching Phil get closer and closer to the hole. I kinda feel bad for him, but its going to be funny. Phil was doing the strip that lead to it. The second Phil had went through the carpet we all started laughing.

"Are you pissed?" Bam asked still laughing. Phil puts the finger up at us laughing. Raab and Chris climb down the ladder. Then me and Bam following. Raab decided to fix the carpet again. We all went back inside with Phil.
"Did you help them Lee?" Phil asks sitting down.
"Yeah, Raab made me." I say. Phil Laughs and we all sit down on the couch.

"Yo, We should make Ryan do a race with Phil but make him go in the hole!" Bam says excitedly.
"Fuck yeah. Good thing Raab fixed it after Phil fell in it." I say. Ape made us food while we waited for Ryan to get back.

"Oh Raab, Lee has seen CKY." Bam says.
"Wait really!" He exclaims.
"Yeah! She even has a shirt." Bam says. I watch Raab jump up and jump on me. Also winding me.
"You are now my bestfriend." He says.

"Alright." I say. I look at Bam seeing him laugh. He has a really cute laugh. I push Raab off of me and he goes back to his seat.
"Alright, Ryan should be back soon." Bam says.

"Lets sit outside then and wait for him." I suggest. we all get up and head outside. Ape stays inside. After a minute Ryan pulls up and hops out the car.
"Yo, Ryan. I have a bet with Phil that you would beat him in a race, but he thinks that he will win."

Bam says walking down the small stairs to Ryan.
"Your lying." Ryan says looking at everyone.
"Nah Dude he actually thinks he will win." Bam says. He starts to explain how it was going to work. I go down and stand next to Bam. Phil and Ryan get ready, Bam and I are trying to not laugh our asses off to blow the cover. He does a countdown and they run. We run behind them and watch Ryan fall straight in.

Bam falls to his knees laughing. "That was the best thing ever." He says.
"It really was." I say laughing. Ryan was laughing himself and got up. I pull Bam back up from the ground and we went to Ryan.
"Damn, guess I gotta pay Phil now." He says patting Ryan's back.

"Fuck you." He says. Bam grabs my hand when we hear a car door slam, dragging me to the sound. I see Dico walk up to us.
"Sup Bam." He says.
"Sup Dico." Bam says back. "This is Lee." He says pointing at me.
"Yo, Bam finally got a girl to fuck." Dico says. He looks and see Bam a little pissed. "Dude I was kidding. Nice to meet you." He quickly says giving me a quick hug.

Bam drags me inside and Dico follows. We go to Phil's office. Dico get down under the chair and makes Bam get a screw. Me and Bam join him on the floor and he starts unscrewing the screws. Bam places a camera down.
"What are you doin'?" Bam asks.

"Well I'm takin' out screws. And when Phil sits down in his chair to balance his books, He'll fall, I guess." Dico says. Bam moves the chair slightly and it nearly fell on Dico. We start slightly laughing and Ryan walks in seeing what was happening.

"That's pretty good, maybe you don't even need all of 'em off." Bam says.
"you gotta make sure you get the front one out, cus when he sits down, you want him to fall backwards." Ryan says showing which one.

Dico bend back down and takes the screw out. We all stand up and Bam slightly sits on it and it tips back. "Bro that's going to kill him." He says laughing. He grabs the camera and places it in a spot that can film Phil but not see it.