Jalphtanic

Dont Jump off the ship

Ima be honest, I'm writing this at one am and have never seen the Titanic. I'm literally watching the popularmmos Titanic from 7 years ago. Merry jalphmas.

"Wait what," questioned Jack as the dude sitting across from him with a mulberry birthmark laid down his titanic ticket. "Is that real?" He questioned.
"Yeah" said the man laying down 4 kings.
"YIPPPEEEEE" said Jack as he laid down 4 aces, winning the game. (I'm 13 so idk how to play whatever they're playing.)
"MOTHERFUCKER IM STUCK IN FUCKING BRITAIN NOW I HATE YOU. GO SUCK MY-" Said the guy storming out. As Jack skipped away gleefully. His happy skipping soon became a stressful sprint as he realized he was soon going to miss the boat. As he ascended the stairs grabbing the rail for balance he finally made it and was the last in line to board.

"Sir this is for first class passengers only. You'll need to board through the lower deck." Said the ticket guy.

"Can I not just enter here? The shi-"

"Sir, we leave in 2 minutes. I suggest you hurry up."

Jack sighed and hurried down the stairs to the lower deck,
"Hello," said the ticket guy, "present your ticket up front in exchange for your room number and you'll be all set to board."

On the ship

"Wow, this place is gorgeous!" Said Jack as he gazed upon the wondrous ship.
"Hello there!" Said a cute blonde boy standing next to a fat boy with glasses, they appeared to be first class as they were both dressed nicely and wearing expensive attire.
"Oh hello!" Responded Jack feeling nervous, he rubbed his hand on the back of his neck, feeling his soft auburn hair in between his fingers.
"You're beautiful." Said Jack gazing into the blonde boys deep blue eyes.
"What-"
"I said this clock is beautiful!" Blurted Jack trying to cover up his mistake
"Oh yes, it's a grandfather clock, have you never seen one?" Said the blonde boy with a puzzled expression.
"Oh well I- uh I suppose I haven't." Said Jack with his hand still on the back of his neck, soon becoming damp from sweat.
"Are you like rich or something?" Said Jack
"I suppose so," said the blonde boy. "Names Ralph btw, and this is my fiancé piggy," said Ralph motioning to the morbidly obese sweaty excuse of a human in a tuxedo beside him.
"It stinks down here Ralph, let's go back upstairs, away from these peasants, I have more money in my pockets than any of these people have seen in their whole lives."
"And you have more fat on your face than any of them have consumed in their lifetimes too." Responded Ralph
"Let's just go" said the fat man
"It was nice meeting you umm..." said Ralph
"Jack, my name is jack merridew"
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Jack merridew." Said Ralph with a wink

In Jack's room

"Room number 72" was Jack's room number. The bottom of the ship. His room stunk of dead rats and his radio barely worked, however this was the nicest room he had ever stayed in, the white wall paper, the fresh sheets, this was truly a dream come true. He began to unpack his things and found what was causing the vile odor. A rat carcass lay in his top drawer. "Ewww" said Jack as he held his breath. He picked it up with a napkin and threw it from his room. That was disgusting.

On the bow of the ship (idk if that's what it's called)

Jack soon found himself on the bow of the ship, looking up at the vibrant horizon.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE" said someone in a familiar voice, Jack soon realized it was ralph. Ralph slowly stepped over the railing and was about to jump when Jack stopped him, "you can't do this!" Said Jack holding Ralph's arm preventing him from jumping "if you jump, I'll jump."
"No, I can't do this, I don't want to marry him!" Said Ralph with tears filling his soft blue eyes.
"Please, if you jump I'll jump too and we both have so much to-"
"Stfu your broke as fuck, and I don't like poor people."
"You don't have to do this Ralph!"
"Yeah I kinda do dumbass, I don't want to be fucking disowned."
"Don't kys"
"Ok"
"We are on the unsinkable ship! It's beautiful, enjoy this, enjoy living!" Said Jack "don't end it all because you have a fat ass bf..."
"You're right... Do you want to go for a walk?" Asked Ralph excited to know someone cares for him.
As the sun lit up the deck and reflected off the auburn haired boy's soft skin, Ralph knew he wanted him. Not piggy. Jack. Maybe broke bitches weren't as bad as he thought
"So, tell me about yourself," said Ralph. Ralph wanted to know all Merridew, he wanted to see all of Merridew, he wanted to be all that Merridew thinks about.
"Well, I'm an artist." Said Jack reaching into his bag to grab a painting
"Are you well known?"
"No"
"Are you good?"
"No"
And he proceeded to pull out a painting that looked like shit
"Yk what I'm gonna teach you something!"
"Please don't teach me how to paint." Said Ralph sarcastically
"No silly, how to hunt!" And he proceeded to push the closest person off the ship.
"I will not be doing that." Said Ralph kinda scared bc that's fucking murder
"Ok maybe I'll try," and he shoved a kid with a mulberry birthmark off the side of the ship.
"See how good that makes you feel!"
"No, I feel like I just killed a child," said Ralph, "Can you help me shove piggy off the side of the ship?"
"Well it was nice seeing you!" Said Jack not wanting to answer Ralph's question.
"Bye"

Also Ik the mulberry kid was both left behind and on the ship Ik it doesn't make sense stfu.