Genshin Impact: THIS IS POWER

(Christmas Special)

"What the fuck is Christmas?"

"Language Kenji." Said by the Yuheng correcting him.

"Please tell me, it's a source to gain more POWER."

The obsessed demon slammed his teacup down and begged Keqing for an answer.

"No you idiot. It's the time of the year when we celebrate with our friends and family's about the birth of Morax's son."

Kenji's left eye twitched hearing that.

"What now?"

"Oh it's also we exchanged gifts too." Keqing added.

"No not that, before, what did you say before that?"

"That it's when we celebrate the birth of Rex Lapis's son?"

At this point his face went pale as multiple theories went over his head.

"How wouldn't you know- oh right... It happened when you were at the abyss." Keqing remembered that the demon was not up to date regarding the traditions still when it was the age of gods.

But that's not he was worried about, as he remembered that on the other universe that he "ACCIDENTALLY" performed a judgement nut to the same god he serves today, as he was seduced by the Female Geo Archon at the said different universe.

"I shouldn't be worried about it but..." He started sweating as Keqing tilts her head not knowing that the demon is in a panic state.

"ZHONGLI!!!" he stood up from his seat startling the yuheng as he made a beeline to the wansheng funeral parlor.

"Gah! That idiot almost gave me a heart attack." She sighed as she before going back to her work, Keqing thought of something.

At the funeral parlor. Hu tao was seen leaning down at the desk taking a nap after getting exhausted from chasing the zombie girl Qiqi, and the retired archon which is Zhongli enjoying a cup of his favourite.

"Mhm." He hummed as the aroma entered his nostrils, in cue for him to speak his signature line. "Osmanthus Wine-"

*CRASH*

The window shattered as the culprit dove inside like a treasure hoarder startling Hu tao from her sleep as well as his master.

"Gah! Kenji! What in Rex Lapis is wrong with you?" Hu tao asked recovering from her shock. "Is it alright if i borrow the old man?"

"Go ahead, not like we've got something to do or anything since today is Christmas eve."

"Thank you!" With that Kenji brought his master out to Xinyue Kiosk as he had coincidentally had a reservation there.

There he spotted the traveler and Paimon who just finished their commission.

"I need you two to come along as well."

"Wait what-" Aether couldn't resist as he was pulled along and after Kenji stated his name to the waitress, they let them in as both Aether and Zhongli were both dumbfounded at the demon.

"Call him..." He looks at Aether. "Who now?"

"Cal Xiao ASAP!" He demanded as the traveler sighed. "Alright geez, what in the world has gotten into you."

The traveler coughs then spoke the conqueror of demon's name. "Xiao."

Immediately jet stream Xiao arrives and sigh. "What is it? Better be important-" he paused seeing Kenji and his lord.

"Is it true that Master has a son?!"

"A WHATTT?!!" Paimon gasped as she too was surprised from that information.