jEn aNd tHe cILANTR0

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"koree i cnat go 2 slep im skared of the cilantr0 monsters (hehe skillet pun)!1!1'qqn" i sed 2 my bestie korene marie cooper. shes like super cool.

o ya and all of skillet livs 2gather bc that maeks sense. i am actuelly john n korees adopted chilld. so ya.

"omgz jen y dont u just listen 2 underoath?!!?!!!? thne u wont think abt the skary cilantr0," kory saed.

"gud idea kor'!!!11!" i snorkled punkly. "thx4the idear!1" so i went intew my bedrum. i luked around at al of my spice gurls postres and sighd. i knelt down in front uf my life sized cardbored cut out of sporty spise and whispered (in the dark) "leedle leedle leedle lee. i wish sporty spice was me. then sudenly i falled aslep on the flor.

a/n oK guIse cliffHanGar!!!1!1'q gess what wil happne next????!!1!1!

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