snAPPRe1!1!

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i woked up in a cold sweat frem th nightmar. "omgz thnak goodness it wuz all jsut a drem" i sed. i rolled ovre and luked at my stuffed amnimal turtle. "gud moroning, ben" i sed2 the turtel. i naemd it ben bc i hav a frend naemd ben.

i got out of bed nd walked downstars 2c koree and jawn makin coffe. i dnt really lik coffee i only lik sugar with cofee on top.

"gud moroning jennfire!" sed jawn and kor in unisen. jawn and kor huggd eech other 4 sum resin.

"ello mates" i sed.

"hao did u slep?" asked kor.

"goodthankshowareyou," i sed.

"muy bien gracias," sed koree. then seth wolked into the kitchern.

"gud moroning," i sed2him.

"leedle leedle leedle lee," seth replid.

"ok seth."

"sudenly hilar-e walkd into the rewm" i sed.

"y r u narrating" askd hilar-e. she wuz waring a docter uniform on bc shez a docter even tho itz only liek 1pm which iz super erly.

"y rnt u" i replid salasly. oops i ment sassily.

"donut salas me" hilree sed jokcingly.

"soz" i sed.

"suDDEN-LEE AS IN RUSS LEE, sNaPpRe emErged!!1!!1" i squawked. a white dinosar apperd from behind a bush which waz in th house 4 sum resin. he had my turtell in hiz clutchess!!!1!111

"o snap!!1!1!1" jorey yaled. selary and i also yaled "o snap!"

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