Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

Parrots at Grassroots Police Stations (3)

Zuo Yuan pointed at the door, "Will you go?!"

The parrot on the treetop flew down very neatly, got into the police car with the window open, and then squatted on the seat next to Luo Qian against the car door.

Zuo Yuanqi is happy.

Seeing Zuo Yuan standing still at the door of the car, the parrot patted his wings, "Why are you standing there! Let's go!"

Zuo Yuan rolled his eyes, got in the car, started the car, and looked at the big parrot from the rearview mirror.

"Don't think you can stay at the police station by talking nonsense outside today!"

The parrot tilts its head and pecks at its feathers, pretending not to hear.

Zuo Yuanqi laughed and turned the steering wheel, "Don't pretend you didn't hear me, your brain is as smart as a human being, you'd better put me in the box and go to the Forestry Bureau tomorrow!"

The big parrot half-pulled his eyelids, looking drowsy.

The mouth clucked, "Don't listen, don't listen, **** chanting."

Luo Qian and Tang Nian laughed.

Changing the coldness on her face, Luo Qian touched the parrot's hair and rubbed it on his neck, stretching Shen Qiu's wings comfortably.

"Uncle policeman, this parrot is so smart, it's not bad to stay in your police station. Look, if you meet someone like me next time, maybe you can save another life. ."

Speaking of the latter sentence, she laughed to herself.

Shen Qiu read countless people, and she knew what she was thinking when she saw that expression, clapped her hand with her wings, and scolded her.

"Who are you! What kind of person are you? Girls like you, all of them are just like the monks who have been enlightened. You can't wait to sacrifice yourself for others, otherwise you are not good enough."

"Just that kind of man, if I were you, I would have kicked him 800 years ago! Why do you picture him? Picture him ugly, and stink like a bed bug crawling out of a cesspool ?"

"Or make his face bigger?"

"Then your hobbies are very special. He is unmatched for the first two, but you are not good at drawing pandas for the latter? The national treasure has more faces than him."

After saying that, she smacked her lips, "No, no, I can't compare the panda to him, I will insult the panda."

The whole car burst into laughter, and Luo Qian laughed so much that her tears were about to come out.

"Why is your parrot so cute, isn't it really human?"

Shen Qiu glared at her with her eyes.

"You're not listening! Listen to me!"

"The only thing you do wrong in these things is that you shouldn't make fun of your own life! You don't think about what would happen if you really fell down from such a high building? Shall I give you another example?"

It was difficult for her to clear the image of her miserable end in the rest of her life from her mind, Luo Qian quickly raised her hand to apologize.

"I'm sorry Big Brother Parrot, I was wrong, you spare me!"

Shen Qiu nodded his parrot head with satisfaction, "That's right, a bright and beautiful girl, she looks very smart, how can she be so cruel to herself. Tathagata Buddha saw you must give way."

Luo Qian laughed until her stomach hurts, "I beg you, Big Brother Parrot, stop talking, all my sadness has been said by you, and I will brew emotions for Lin Qian's father later. Mom is on the phone."