"Hello comrade liar, I'm a policeman. Using false information to lure victims into transferring money is a fraud, you have..."
Before Zuo Yuan finished his words, the liar scolded a madman.
"Didn't you say that you are not a person if you lie? You son of a bitch!"
Shen Qiuxiao leaned forward and backward.
"Yeah, I'm not human, I'm a parrot, cluck clack."
He snapped his tongue a few times and chirped.
The other end of the phone was silent for about ten seconds, and then there was a busy tone of "beep beep".
Tang Nian had been covering his mouth for a long time, and after hanging up the phone, he couldn't help covering his stomach and laughing out loud.
Shen Qiubi gave a thumbs up, "You are really the smartest parrot I've ever seen. You can't be a liar with such eloquence."
Zuo Yuan glared at him angrily, Tang Nian straightened his police uniform and coughed, "But we do not advocate this kind of behavior, your practice is also a fraud, and you will be punished by law of."
Shen Qiu flew to the door frame and stood, pecking at the messy feathers gracefully.
"But I'm just a parrot."
Zuo Yuan looked at him with an expressionless face and his tail was nearly one meter long, and sneered silently.
Shen Qiu shrank his neck.
Don't say, Zuo Yuan is a young policeman, but when he has a serious face, he looks like his captain.
Let the parrot stand beside him honestly, Zuo Yuan and the old man learned about the dangers of telecommunication fraud.
"The next time you see a call with an unknown caller ID, don't answer it, you know?"
Mr. Li nodded and handed them the fruit, of course Zuo Yuan couldn't take it.
I was relieved after asking the old man that he did not transfer money to the liar.
The security guard also persuaded him, "Old Li, look how many times you have been deceived in just over a month since you moved here?"
"If people come to sell insurance, you buy it, and you also buy health care products. I estimate that you have spent tens of thousands of dollars for more than a month! That's all money! "
The security guard is sincerely distressed.
But Old Man Li just smiled and said he must pay attention next time.
The security guard hates that iron is not steel.
"You always say pay attention! The next time someone comes, you will buy it! Even if you buy it, you will bring people into the house for dinner. Every time it is sold and delivered, you are really... "
Security is not good.
When Shen Qiu heard this, he had a guess in his heart, and he fluttered his wings to attract everyone's attention.
"Old man, bring your grandson, it's a waste of time to bring grandson, I guarantee you will never have a chance to buy something from a liar."
The old man looked at Shen Qiu with kindness in his eyes, and when he heard the words, his eyes darkened, "The grandson is abroad with his father."
It was probably Shen Qiu's act of pretending to be a grandson before that made the old man really treat him as a grandson.
After saying this, he sighed.
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