It's Christmas morning, andddd uhhhh- let's just cut to the jist, I guess-
D1no wakes up first and puts all the presents under the tree that Russo managed to finally decorate (after the previous mishap-)
*Casually inserts flashback*
Anyways, she walks upstairs with a megaphone andddd uhhhh- you know what's coming next.
D1no: "WAKE UP B*TCHESSSS- ITS CHRISTMASSSSS"
Albert: "SHUT UPPPPP"
D1no: "NOOOOO"
Timmeh: Its chwistmas?
Kayla: yup.
Draco: "LETS GOOOOO-"
Everyone goes downstairs in fresh clothes and sit by the tree.
D1no: "sooooo who wants their present first?"
Timmeh: "OOH! ME PWEASE!"
D1no: "alright Timmeh"
Timmeh gets robux, obviously-
Timmeh: "this is the best day of my wife!"
I'm too lazy to write each person opening their gifts sooo this is what everyone got.
Timmeh: bobux
Kreek: Poptarts
Lego: A new repulsor, because his ran out when it got stolen in between chapters-
Krew: matching keyboards
Albert: a new mic and ac Felipe head
Devoun: a sweater
Factual: a new mouse
Kaden, Temprist and Denis: New headsets
Sketch: a PC monitor
Tanqr: A keyboard
Hosts: Matching RB battles headphones
Kayla: Candy
Koneko: headphones
Spidella: PGHLFilms merch (I didn't have any ideas for her-)
Albert: FELIPEEEEEEE-
Rainbow: THE KEYBOARDS ARE SO CUTEEEEE-
*obscure yelling*
The doorbell rings and everyone falls quiet. D1no opens the door, and sees Rose, Golden, Shadow, Uncanny and Jay at the door.
D1no: you guys came!
Jay: why wouldn't we?
Golden: *throws a snowball at D1no's face*
Golden: ✨Snowball✨
Lego: ITS ON, B*TCH-
*insert snowball fight*
Funneh, laying on the snow panting: IVE FALLEN, AND I CANT GET UP-
A mountain of snow from a tree above her falls onto Funneh.
Jay: PFFT-
Rosemary: FUNNEH NOOO-
-After getting Funneh out-
Funneh: THAT WAS F-CKING COLDDDD-
Uncanny: L+Ratio moment-
-Jay slaps Uncanny-
Jay: Shut-
Factual: I-
(HELP IM LOSING IDEAS)
D1no: EVERYONE EVERYONE MOTHER F-CKING GATHER AROUND- MOVIE TIMEEE-
Albert: I-
Kreek: MOVIE-
-Andddd uhhhhh- they watched Elf? Idk anymore- andddd after the movie everyone left-
Lego: *looking at the messy asf house* that went well-
D1no: yep.
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Heya everyone! MERRY CHRISTMASSSS-
Thanks so much to everyone reading my book so far! I really appreciate it! And I hope everyone has a merry Christmas and a happy New Years!
D1no, out!
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