41: Kord: I think Pronto was right.
Trixie: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Mira: He wouldn't do that, would he?
Pronto: You're right, Kord. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Pronto: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Pronto Told You So' on the back*42: Eli: Why is Trixie so sad?
Kord: She took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Eli: And...?
Trixie: I got Pronto...43: Trixie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Pronto: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Kord: In that case, we're definitely lost44: Eli: You have to apologize to Pronto
Kord: Fine.
Kord: 'Unfuck you' or whatever45: Eli: We need a distraction.
Katrina: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Pronto, whispering: My time has come46: Eli: Why are you on the floor?
Trixie: I'm depressed
Trixie: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mira, please47: Kord: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Eli, amazed: Wow...
Pronto, to Eli: Well what does that mean?
Eli: I don't know.
Eli, to Kord: What does that mean?48: Eli, trying to ask Trixie out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Will: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?49: Eli: How's the sexiest person here~?
Trixie: I don't know, how are they~?
Eli, flustered: I-
Pronto, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!50: Eli: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Trixie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Kord: Smad51: Eli: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kord: You were flirting with Trixie
Eli: So what? She's my girlfriend
Kord: You asked her if she was single
Eli:
Kord: And then you cried when she said she wasn't52: Eli: In my defense, I was left unsupervise
Trixie: Wasn't Kord with you?
Kord: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised53: Kord: Hey, Trixie? Can I get some dating advice?
Trixie: Just because I'm with Eli doesn't mean I know how I did it54: Eli: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Trixie: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house
Kord: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million
Trixie: Good thinking55: Pronto: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Trixie: You're a hazard to society
Kord: And a coward. DO TWENTY56: Mira: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Trixie: I'm a knife
Eli, from across the room: She's the little spoon57: Mira: Kord and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Trixie: *Sighing* What did Kord do?
Mira: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Kord: Who wants a steering wheel?58: Eli: Trixie and I don't use pet names
Kord: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Eli: Honey?
Trixie: Yes, dear?
Eli:
Kord: Don't ever lie to my face again59: Pronto: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Eli: The Mecha takes a screenshot
Kord: For the last time, get the fuck out60: Eli: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Kord: *turning to Pronto* How tall are you?
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Incorrect Slugterra Quotes
FanfictionA collection of random incorrect (and sometimes correct!) quotes of the Slugterra cast taken from YouTube, Vine, TikTok and the Incorrect Quote Generator on Prechance.Org We have appearances from Eli, Trixie, Kord, Pronto, Junjie, Mira, Katrina, Dr...