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41: Kord: I think Pronto was right.
Trixie: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Mira: He wouldn't do that, would he?
Pronto: You're right, Kord. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Pronto: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Pronto Told You So' on the back*

42: Eli: Why is Trixie so sad?
Kord: She took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Eli: And...?
Trixie: I got Pronto...

43: Trixie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Pronto: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Kord: In that case, we're definitely lost

44: Eli: You have to apologize to Pronto
Kord: Fine.
Kord: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

45: Eli: We need a distraction.
Katrina: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Pronto, whispering: My time has come

46: Eli: Why are you on the floor?
Trixie: I'm depressed
Trixie: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mira, please

47: Kord: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Eli, amazed: Wow...
Pronto, to Eli: Well what does that mean?
Eli: I don't know.
Eli, to Kord: What does that mean?

48: Eli, trying to ask Trixie out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Will: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

49: Eli: How's the sexiest person here~?
Trixie: I don't know, how are they~?
Eli, flustered: I-
Pronto, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

50: Eli: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Trixie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Kord: Smad

51: Eli: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kord: You were flirting with Trixie
Eli: So what? She's my girlfriend
Kord: You asked her if she was single
Eli:
Kord: And then you cried when she said she wasn't

52: Eli: In my defense, I was left unsupervise
Trixie: Wasn't Kord with you?
Kord: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

53: Kord: Hey, Trixie? Can I get some dating advice?
Trixie: Just because I'm with Eli doesn't mean I know how I did it

54: Eli: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Trixie: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house
Kord: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million
Trixie: Good thinking

55: Pronto: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Trixie: You're a hazard to society
Kord: And a coward. DO TWENTY

56: Mira: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Trixie: I'm a knife
Eli, from across the room: She's the little spoon

57: Mira: Kord and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Trixie: *Sighing* What did Kord do?
Mira: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Kord: Who wants a steering wheel?

58: Eli: Trixie and I don't use pet names
Kord: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Eli: Honey?
Trixie: Yes, dear?
Eli:
Kord: Don't ever lie to my face again

59: Pronto: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Eli: The Mecha takes a screenshot
Kord: For the last time, get the fuck out

60: Eli: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Kord: *turning to Pronto* How tall are you?

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