Stranger things have happened.....or maybe not.

Confession

He then proceeded to fall to the ground as Sasori's hand came down on the back of his head.

"We have a new member?" Sasori looked at Kisame curiously tilting his head to the side.

"Yeah her name is Sakura, she was wondering if you guys wanted to go to dinner?" Kisame hopefully questioned. Sasori and Kisame stared at each other for a minute before Sasori promptly turned on his heel and walked away. Kisame's eyes widened and he ran after his fellow S-class criminal.

"Wait Sasori, I'll do anything just come to dinner to night." Sasori stopped walking and stood facing away from Kisame for a couple moment before turning around and looked at him boredly.

"Very well Hoshikage, but I'm not telling you what I want now, we will discuss that after tonight." Sasori explained with what seemed like a blank look on his face, before turning around and walking away. Though now that Kisame thought about it, he saw a glint of mischievousness in the puppet's eyes, which terrified him to his core. Kisame gulped and turned around hoping to either find Zetsu or go take a nap. Now he was starting to sound like an old man. After wandering through the base he found the living room and plopped down on a chair. He did not find Zetsu but by now he was a little too tired to care. Then once he settled down and closed his eyes he realized that he only had a few hours left to ask the members whether or not they wanted to go to dinner. With a disgruntled sigh he got up and started walking around the base until he promptly tripped over something and fell on his ass. Letting out a terrified and almost girlish scream before he hit the ground, now fully awake he looked behind him to see what he tripped on and sweat dropped at the sight. There only head out of the ground was Zetsu who stared back at him white with confusion and black with amusement.

"Good morning Hoshikage," White said with a small smile.

"Morning Zetsu," Kisame looked at Zetsu not sure whether he should ask him or not. It wasn't like Sakura knew every member they had.... then again she probably did, she knew him after all. Zetsu got fully out of the ground and brushed himself off seeming completely done with the awkward conversation with Kisame. Kisame stood up as well and cleared his throat for some reason, he did not know.

"Zetsu there's this new member," And before he could say anymore Zetsu cut him off.

"Sakura, I know Yes we are going to dinner, for our own reasons." Black Zetsu said and started walking away. Kisame heard a little bit of mumbling from white zetsu of something along the lines of. 'That was incredibly rude of you.' And black Zetsu telling white to shut up. He then walked away awkwardly as he really started to rethink his entire life. Two hours later, singed hair and fifty dollars short, Kisame had finally gotten everyone to agree to go to dinner. He shoved the door to his room open and slammed it shut behind him as he flopped down onto his bed with an exhausted sigh. He shut his eyes willing sleep to finally take him, he then shot up in his bed with wide eyes as he realized he only had an hour to get ready for dinner. He ran to his closet and stripped off his clothes then put on a gray shirt with baggy black pants. He switched his blue ninja sandals for a pair of black combat boots and jumped up and practically skipped out of the room. (If you just had the image of Kisame skipping jollily out of his room with a big smile on his face...... you know my pain because that is exactly what I imagine when I wrote this..... and I can't get it out of my head.)

He walked through the compound and stopped once he found himself in front of Sakura's door. Before he knocked he heard voices inside Sakura's room, not really wanting to eavesdrop he decided to fuck all formality and just open the door. The two people inside of the room turned their heads to the door as it opened.

"Did you need something Kisame?" Sakura asked as she looked back to what she was doing. She looked at her task with a quizzical expression that made the person across from her smirk.