Stranger things have happened.....or maybe not.

Castration as a Threat

"Maybe I could convince this girl to travel with Haku and she would be a good ally." Zabuza said to himself. Sakura pushed back hard on her sword which made Zabuza slide backward. Sakura breathed in and out several times and finally started to calm down. 

"Ok, ok Sakura calm down it's just really expensive and very rare tea." Sakura said to herself. 

"You done talking to yourself." Zabuza said leaning halfway on his sword with a smirk on his face. 

"Oh shut up you eyebrow less freak." Sakura said getting back into a fighting stance. Sakura looked over to the land seeing the boys along with Kakashi sitting down and drinking her tea. "Kakashi you take one sip of that tea and I will castrate you, got it!" Sakura yelled as she dodged a swing of Zabuza's sword. Kakashi had been about to drink the tea then set it down after he heard Sakura's threat. Sakura dodged another swing from Zabuza's sword, but he swung it immediately back up. Sakura jumped back and then sprinted forward dodged Zabuza's attacks and kicked his side. Zabuza flew over the water and onto land hitting a tree his sword falling out of his grip. Sakura appeared on land and grabbed Zabuza's sword and swung it resting it on her left shoulder. 

"Well Zabuza I think this would be your last battle and to think you were defeated by a twelve year old genin with pink hair." Kakashi said standing up and stepping to Sakura's right. Sakura swung her Katana and put it up to Kakashi's throat, 

"And what exactly is wrong with being defeated by me Kakashi." Sakura said with venom in her voice.

"Um nothing Sakura that's not what I meant." Kakashi said stepping back. Sakura let a low growl exit her mouth and was about to say something back until they were so rudely interrupted by Haku. Um I mean a mysterious kid in a mask..... yeah thats what I meant. Anyways the kid threw three senbon into the back of Zabuza's neck, 

"Yes you are right that was his last battle." Haku I mean mysterious person said. 

"Who are you?" Naruto asked/ yelled.... like always. Sakura tuned out Haku's intro and just yawned sitting down and stretching. 

"Yeah alright so you can just take the body and everything we have stuff to do." Sakura said throwing Zabuza's sword to Haku and he caught it with little difficulty.

Haku's eyes widened as he heard a voice in his head "Listen I know who you are you don't fool me with you're stupid little act. But since I don't really feel like fighting anymore I'll let you go just go before my sensei figures it out to." Sakura told Haku making communication through chakra. Haku Stared at her for a minute and watched her glare at him. He nodded the appeared next to Zabuza, picked him up and nodded toward the group then disappeared. Sakura waited for a while and when they were all packed up they were about to start walking. 

"He was a fake," Sakura said as she walked by Kakashi. He looked at her with a questioning look "The masked ninja, he was a fake he was actually working with Zabuza." Sakura said plainly

"And how long have you known this Sakura?" Kakashi asked her raising his one visible brow. 

"Since he threw the senbon into Zabuza's neck but not to any vital spots." Sakura said as she walked forward down the path she knew was to the village. 

"What, Sakura why didn't you tell us." Kakashi asked his one visible eye twitched a little with annoyance. 

"Because I was tired of fighting, oh and speaking of fighting." Sakura said then a fist connected with Kakashi's jaw making him fly into two trees knocking him out. "Thats for making me fight Zabuza and knocking over my tea which I know you did on purpose," Sakura said enraged then created four shadow clones to pick up Kakashi's unconscious body.