What if.. Vaderwan Star Wars

'Eepy morw'ings 'nd oo'vies (Sleepy Mornings and movies)

By the way Vaders house is kinda like the lake house on Naboo but in a jungle, the sid eo fthe whole planet that his house is on is jungle the other side is grass planes with occasinal villages
Oh also, Tarkin does not know where he lives
Obi-Wan's POV

I woke up to someone shaking me "Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan."
"M'akin?" I asked, I heard a chuckle, it was definitely Anakin
"Your so cute when your tired." Anakin said "It's morning though, you need to get up."
"I do'mp wan oo." I groaned "et mee sweep."
"You have to get up Obi-Wan." Anakin said but I felt him lie back down and cuddle me "The only clothes you had were your Jedi robes, I ordered you a simple black uniform last night to wear until we can get you something better, it might have arrived by now, people do have a habit of getting my orders done fast."
"'Eally?" I asked
"Yes, you might want stop mumbling and put it on now." Anakin said
"Noo." I said
"Okay, well I need to clear this up with you anyway, I don't recon anyone on this base could recognise you as Obi-Wan Kenobi, so can you go un-named so I don't get loads of questions please?" Anakin asked
"En-amed?" I questioned
"Yeah, you'll just be General, or lord, or General lord or something, just what I'm saying is, there will be questions if your Kenobi, and if you use some made up name like 'snowflake' or something no matter what you or I do and act like no one will take you seriously. Is that okay?" Anakin explained
"M'kay. I tuast oo." I agreed, Anakin giggled
"You sound so silly!" he said
"S'op iiiit." I groaned, but Anakin just started laughing
"S'op iiiit." Anakin imitated, I turned over and to my utter horror I felt Anakin grab me and start to lift me off the bed, he lifted me up into the air and then dropped me. HE DROPPED ME! I landed on the bed now fully awake
"Anakin!" I yelled
"What? It woke you up didn't it?" he said
"You absolute fool." I said and then I smacked him,
"Hey. Don't smack me." Anakin said
"Don't drop me!" I replied
"... that's fair. I deserved that." he finally realised
"So what are we going to do today?" I asked
"You need to get your uniform made, so I think we should find or make a design." Anakin told me, I got up and walker over to the desk.
"Well you know what uniforms look like here, and I know what I like so let's get brain storming." I said.

-many hours later they come up with this design (sorry if the photo doesn't load a I have horrible holiday wifi )-

"Well it's not normal but I think it's good." Anakin said
"Yeah well of course it's not normal." I replied
"The Jedi robe part though, seriously?" Anakin asked
"Meh. I don't care." I told him
"Okay, as long as your happy." Anakin said.

After designing the uniform I was even more tired than before, Anakin noticed and let me go to sleep with him sitting next to me

Anakin's POV

I pulled out my holo pad and began going though all the messages while snuggling up with Obi-Wan, I was doing the usual you know, giving my signature, replying if I had too, when I came across a recent one

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Lord Vader,

May I ask why your lieutenant reported back to me about you, saying: "in lord Vader's words not mine, if you want Vader, you can go and see him yourself."

-Tarkin

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I nearly laughed, but instead I quickly sent a reply

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Tarkin,

What he means is that, if you want me for whatever reason, you can come to my house and find me.

-Vader

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"What's that?" Obi-Wan asked
"Nothing. When did you wake up?" I replied and hid my holo pad, Obi-Wan eyed it but decided not to ask
"Just now." he said...
"Wanna watch a movie?" I asked
"Where did that come from?" Obi-Wan asked
"I dunno, but we're both tired and why not." I said

Obi-Wan's POV

I was happy that Anakin had suggested a movie, we had managed to find a mountain of pillows and blankets and carry them down to where the TV was (which was near the entrance on the right wall for some reason), we chose a biography on the clone wars and skipped to the 30 hour long two parter on the 501st and the 212th and just started pointing out everything they got wrong.

Tarkin's POV

After a while I checked my messages and Vader had actually replied, so the lieutenant hadn't been lying. Why that kri- calm. You know what, the inquisitors sent lieutenant Greg and he survived and he also must know Vaders security code to get in, I'll just send him again. "Lieutenant Greg! I need you to-" I started
"-to go get lord Vader." lieutenant Greg finished. Lieutenant Greg was a smart man, a dead man, but still a smart man.

Imp the Greg's POV

The second that I walked into lord Vaders house I just about died, there was a pile of blankets and cushions and both lord Vader and the other person were lying in the middle and fast asleep with a documentary about something war related playing on the TV. I turned around and was about to close the door when

"Who's there?" that wasn't lord Vaders voice, I opened the door back up and sure enough the man lying next to Vader was awake "Who are you?"
"I'm Lieutenant Greg." I told him
"Why are you here?" he asked
"I was sent to give lord Vader a message." I said
"What is it. I'll tell him, when he wakes up." the man said
"Tarkin wants him. He should probly call him as soon as he wakes up." I said
"Okay I'll let him know." he said, I eyed the pillows and was about to close the door when
"Don't tell anyone." the man said
"Of course." I replied and then I got out of there. I wonder who that guy is, and if Vaders always been that relaxed.