Pissboy got a text from someone, an unknown number. "I want to be your sidekick where do you live" texts the stranger. Pissboy is so happy to get this request that he instantly sends his address.
After a few minutes the doorbell rings, he happily walks up to the door and looks through the peephole. He can't see anyone? Huh? He opens the door. Still no one.
"Down here!" he hears. As pissboy looks down he sees a small gnome. He stares at them in surprise. 'GOD DAMN THIS PERSON IS SHORT' Pissboy thinks as he greets them.
"I'm Toilet Seat!" says the small gnome. He greets them and then gets straight to the point, even though Pissboy isn't straight. "Are you the person who wanted to be my sidekick?" he asks in a curious tone. "YES, I AM!" Toilet Seat says happily as they flex their big muscles.
"And what powers do you have?" Pissboy asks. "Actually,, *makes sad face* I want to tell you how I got them first" says Toilet Seat in a sad way. "Of course, go ahead" Pissboy says in a loving uwu cute caring way.
"Actually. I used to be a toilet before I became human. I used to stand in an old grandmother's house. And she had really bad diarrhea. So every hour she would sit on me and poop everything out and it was warm and disgusting. *sighs sadly* And one day,, she died. Because she owed one of her grandchildren alot of money, but it was so stressing for her that she died, tragically. She died whole she,, took her last diarrhea shit inside of me. And I wanted vengeance for what the girl did to her. So i wished i became a human and IT WORKED!! I BECAME HUMAN!! then i discovered the girl was a criminal and did it on purpose. So that the grandmother would give all her money to the girl. I then decided I'd put every criminal in prison. And its also how i got my diarrhea powers, i can shoot diarrhea out of my hands." Toilet Seat explains, trying not to cry.
"I'm so sorry that happened to you, but I'm happy you chose to help me" Pissboy said.
Then days, months, years passed by while they fought crime together.
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Pissboy dies tragically!!!!
HumorThis story is about a superhero named Pissboy. He can shoot piss out of his hands and he saves the day. But oh how sad it is that he dies. But HOW.does he die?
