You Know You're Obsessed When...

Harry Potter Edition

Greetings, wonderful fangirls and boys. Harry freakin Potter here, with my faithful minio-erm, sidekick Ron. Yes, to answer that unspoken question, I'll be handing out signed photos of myself after this brief message (it'll tell you if you're obsessed with the Harry Potter series or not). Unless you have come across something called A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, or Potter Puppet Pals, you may not understand many of these references. Anyways, relax, ladies, and I guess you too, guys, and read the following list, knowing that in the end, the awesomest person to ever live and the hottest boy on the planet, yes, I, Harry freakin Potter, will be going home with you, for you to post up on your bedroom walls at your leisure.

You Know You're Obssessed When: 

1) You see an elaborate and elegant ring or a locket and automatically think "horcrux". 

2) You find yourself hissing at snakes, hoping they'll respond. 

3) When asked a question in class, you find yourself looking for Hermione. 

4) At parties, you instantly head for the snacks and are disappointed if there are no Red Vines. 

5) You pick up lost buttons and give them a home, to honor Snape's lost button. 

6) You eye any medals or trophies with suspicion, and freak out when you touch them, for fear of being Portkeyed to a graveyard. 

7) Speaking of graveyards, you avoid them like the plague. 

8) You peer closely at the foreheads of guys who wear glasses. 

9) A stick isn't just a stick. It's a weapon, and you know how to use it. 

10) Your entrances are elaborate dances. 

11) You scream "Rumbleroar!" everytime you see a lion. 

12) You grab a stick, and wave it while shouting "Redikkulus!" whenever confronted with your fears. 

13) You call all of your bad professors "greasy gits". 

14) You attempt to jump out of the window on a broom. 

15) Your waking (and sleeping) hours are filled with thoughts of me, Harry freakin Potter. 

16) You find yourself humming the Harry Potter theme song in certain situations. 

17) When confronted with a locked door, your first response is to say, "Alohomora." 

18) You steer clear away from mysterious ticking noises. 

19) You call all dogs "Snuffles" and all wolves "Moony". 

20) Ferrets cause you to break out laughing. 

21) Crystal balls and fortune-telling don't have the same meaning for you anymore. 

22) All forests are forbidden to you. 

23) You find yourself looking for the flying and invisibility buttons in cars. 

24) Anytime someone says, "Voldemort", you whirl around and with a horrified tone, shush them and say, "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named". 

25) You draw or tattoo the Dark Mark on your arm. 

26) You randomly quote the books/movies/AVPM/AVPS/PPP in your day-to-day life. 

27) Whenever your teacher gives extra homework, you mutter, "Thanks, Hermione." 

28) Your favorite swearword is "Hagrid's balls". Well, second favorite. The first one takes too long. 

29) You refuse to eat butternut squashes, for fear of eating Neville. 

30) You buy a bunch of diaries and write in them, hoping for a reply. 

31) You find yourself waiting for the pieces to move on their own when playing chess. 

32) When playing soccer (football), you find yourself looking for the snitch. 

33) You stare into the mirror for hours, wondering if you have no heart's desire, since nothing's showing up.

And there you have it, folks. There are many other signs that indicate obsession with me, Harry freakin Potter, but this is just a basic list. If you want a classic example of a person obsessed with me, just look at Keiyani here. She's has succeeded in fulfilling every single thing on this list. Between you and me, it's a little scary, actually, how crazy she is about the Harry Potter series. Well, I have to get back to being awesome, so farewell. Oh! Before I forget, I overheard Keiyani talking about getting an interview with some of the characters in other series, and making other lists about whether one is obsessed or not. I heard that the cast of Lord of the Rings (whatever that bogus is), will be making an appearance next. Crazy, huh? Bye!