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Ahh...Goo Lagoon...oh wait wrong line
Somewhere on Earth,Year 2022
There is a man named (Y/N)
Who sit his A$$ all day and do nothing
Until some certain someone decides to make his suffering much more....
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Y/N:This is the Third time this day...
Y/N:And i still get Qiqi again?!
Y/N:MotherFu-
Ding dong!
Y/N:That's gotta be the pizza Guy
Then he proceeds to the front door
Pizza Guy:Here's your order
Y/N:About time
He just snatch the pizza
Pizza Guy:it will be 10 dollars please
Y/N:I aint got cash,you got Card reader?
Pizza Guy:what do you think i am,ATM?
Y/N:'This beach...'
Then both of them stare each other.
After a few seconds...
Y/N:Aight Fck it man i'm going to cash out my money
Y/N:Stay here and don't do anything stoopid
Pizza Guy: Roger That
After that Y/N Set off to a nearby Bank
Little did he know that pizza guy is his worst Nightmare....
A few moments later
Y/N:Aight already got my money time to go ho-
Truck-Kun:Bonjour
Y/N:What the f-
Crash!!!
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Y/N:The hell is this place?
???:welcome human
Y/N: who r u?
???:Who am i? It is important not.
Y/N:'i don't understand shīt it says'
???:Isn't that a bit rude,human?
Y/N:'this thing can read mind?'
???:Firstly yes second don't call me 'thing'
Y/N:So who are thou then?
???:i have many names,but you shall call me-
Y/N: Hol up ain't you the pizza guy?
???:i'm suprised you catch up real quick
Y/N:What do you want? You make me walk to the bank so i can cash out then you hit me with a truck?
???:calm down young man
Y/N: how the fck am i supposed to calm?!
???:*sigh* as i said earlier my name is Author-kun.
Y/N:i can see where this is going
Author-kun:good,anyways do you know why r you here right now?
Y/N:i dunno sir,tell me
Author-kun:I'm going to send you to Teyvat
Y/N:Fr?
Author-Kun:Yes
Y/N:cool
Author-kun:i also will Accompany you there
Y/N:Fu*k
Author-Kun:anyways don't complain.
The main reason i send you there is not because i'm bored,but because there is an sort of anomaly and if i just let it happen Major threatening events will occur in no time.
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Impact Story
AdventureSome random guy named Y/N got crashed by a truck and got transferred to Teyvat. as he adventures the whole Teyvat, Troubles Follows him. All Rights reserved to its owner i ain't own anything here. ¡Warning! This shīt contain: Swears Massive Crossov...
