Paul and George have been going out for a while now, and wanted to experiment with threesomes. Paul called Jack Grealish and asked if he wanted to join them.
"Jacky-poo...."
"Yes bubba- i meant Paul..."
"Will you have a threesome with me and George...?"
"you have to win me over first"
Paul then got his TikTok camera out and started singing a song he wrote about his Bubba-boo.
Do you remember?
Before the Euros,
There was a footballer,
that nobody knows,
now its the world cup,
and he scores his goal,
his name is jack jack,
jack jack jack jack Grealish,
his name is Jack Jack,
jack jack jack jack Grealish,
He is my bubba,
oh he's my boo-boo-boo-boo,
He's my bubba,
hes my boo-boo-boo-boo.
Jack immediately ran over and kissed Paul.
They all dressed in skirts and cat ears and had hardcore gay sex (Paul being the bottom).
