Paul breach was on his way to get a hot choccy woccy from costa. On the way there, he noticed these young boys drinking Prime and talking about Fortnight. "Hello chaps, would you like a sip of my hot choccy woccy?"
The boys looked at him and "fuck you sayin fam?" Paul, extremely upset by this, started solemnly singing green green grass to himself, as it reminded him of his bubba, georgy-poo. "Yo fam this guys a bare nonce" said one of the
kids. "Who was sixteen?" said paul in defence.
Suddenly, billy bear ham was being thrown towards pauls face. Paul, crying, pulled out some whole wheat bread and started making a sandwich. "i wish jacky-grealish and georgy-poo would come and save me....."
At that moment, Jack grealish burst out the tesco express across the road and booted a football in the boys faces. George Ezra grew out of the grey grey concrete and decked the kids.
After, they called the police to drive them home and they had a fat ass threesome and played green green grass in the background.
