LEAVE ME ALONE [Ego Jinpachi x Reader]

AYO??(6)

SIUUU
Today, at 19:18 PM

Y/n
Yall, remember the pic of Kuon?

Nico ni
Yeah?

Y/n
It looks kinda AYO??🤨

Mama
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Y/N😭

Y/n
NOT ENOUGH IS NOT ENOUGH KUON

Jinpachan
*Aggressively throw shoes at her head to make her smart a bit*

Gagamaru 🐼
You did what

Kunigami 💌
Nahh

Raichi 🐶
At least he did something correct and not like kidnapping us into a football program🙄

Jinpachi
Remember to sleep with your eyes open, lock your doors, windows, vent, sink, bathroom, attic, basement, cars and motorbike

Raichi 🐶
DUDE NO

Kunigami 💌
Nahh, jit is getting threatened

Raichi 🐶
Shut the fuck up will ya 🧷

Kunigami 💌
What's the pin for?

Y/n
I swear-
This dude-
Pins have needles

Kunigami 💌
Oh.
WAIT NO
SHIT*

Raichi 🐶
Fear me

Jinpachan
Ahem😀
What am i?
A roach?

Y/n
@Nico ni

Nico ni
Yes?

Y/n
Do you want to be an adult?

Nico ni
Maybe

Y/n
What if you don't have to be an adult, always be my baby

Mama
CEYYY!!

Y/n
YESS

Raichi change Y/n's name to Simp

Simp
...
Not wrong tho-

Pretty boy
We're going to skip the Kuon pic or?

Simp
Oh right
It looks sus

Gagamaru 🐼
Sus?
What does it mean?

Kunigami 💌
Nahh

Jinpachan
It's for dirty minded people.
Example : You see a brinjal. You have your stick and-

Simp
DON'T RUIN MY BOY'S INNOCENCE, MY GUY

Mama
Yes
#mommy/n
I don't mean it otherwise.

Raichi 🐶
I thought you meant otherwise 💀

Mama
No

Simp
Kuon, why are you blushin and panting in those pics, hmm??

Jinpachan
Oh
My
Lord
Save
Me
From
This
Woman
From
My
Life
Please

Nico ni
BUT FR
WHAT HE DOING THOUGH🤨

Mama
Let me explain-

Kunigami 💌
THE WAY I WHEEZE SOUNDS LIKE A TIRE HISSING😭

Raichi 🐶
I LAUGH LIKE A MONKEY RN HELP 💀

Gagamaru 🐼
So, he pant and was red because he was running from telling the other teams our plan.

Mama
THANK YOU GAGAMARU, I'LL REPAY YOU WITH DELICIOUS NATTO MY MOTHER MAKE
I PROMISE

Gagamaru 🐼
Okay

Jinpachan
The "okay" reminds me of myself whenever i'm done with Y/n reports about her day

Simp
OI

Jinpachan
Okay but did i lie though?🤨

Simp
...

Gagamaru 🐼
Don't leave

Mama
^

Nico ni
Watching the drama~

Kunigami 💌
Nahh

Jinpachan
Stop with the "Nahh"s

Kunigami 💌
Nahh

Jinpachan
BOY YOU BETTE-

Simp
Yes
Fear the Ego's light of family
JINPACHI EGO

Mama

Gagamaru 🐼
I'm crying

Raichi 🐶
THE FACT THAT ISN'T A CAPSLOCK MAKES IT FUNNIER LMAOOOO😭

Kunigami 💌
FR

Anri
What the f-

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