LEAVE ME ALONE [Ego Jinpachi x Reader]

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"JINPACHAN" I yelled at my chest growl so the whole apartment can hear that shit.

"YEAH?" He yelled back. "BUY ME SOME PADS" I yelled again. "OKEY"

//EGO JINPACHI POV\\

I was going trough the shop with people looking at me weirdly. I went to the woman's part and took out my phone.

Y/n-chan💕
Today, at 09:31 AM

Y/n
Y/n
Y/n
Y/n
Y/n

WHAT

What's your size?

What

I know damn well you can read so read again the sentence.

BRO HOW COULD YOU ASK THAT
THEY HAVE THE SAME SIZE FOR TEENS,ADULTS AND OLD WOMENS

Yes but what type?

Mid-large with no fucking wings

Those wings annoys me like shit

Why people look at me like I'm a pedophile

You're hot or sumthin'

Stfu

Go buy it already
I've been stuck in the bathroom for 30 minutes waiting for you

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I take two package and go buy it. "For your girlfriend?" The cashier ask. "What?" I ask again. "Is this for your girlfriend?sister?cousin?" The cashier ask again. "Uhm... girlfriend" I said not to raise suspicion because female friends and male friends people can't accept living together like shit.

"Such a nice boyfriend" They said with a small smile. After i get in my car i hit my head at the steering wheel. "Why.the fuck.did.I.said.that" i said hitting my head after a word.

And then I received a call, I answered it, hoping it's not my mother.

Fuck me, it is.

"How's my little boy Jinpachi doing?~~" She says. "Buying stuff for Y/n" I answers. "Oohh~? By the way, when is the marriage?" She asked. What did she just said.? "What?"I asked her. "When is the marriage-" "Okay, bye mom love you" I cut her off and hang up. I start the engine and drive back home.

A/n : I am SICK, have a stomachache, and cannot eat 😋 what a good day🥰