KotLC Reacts

My top ten favorite characters

Me: Hoi!
Dex: hi, what's today's react?
Me:glad you asked cause I want you to react to my top favorite elves!
Sophie: um. I don't think that's a good idea.
Me:oh, it's a very good idea, so deal with it.
10: Stina!
Dex: You did not just write that!
Me: Hey! Don't break the fourth wall!
Dex: Sorry, I'll just go fix it so I don't barf at this nonsense.
Me: Yes, please go cinnamon roll.
Sophie: why is Stina your number ten? Do you just feel bad for her?
Me: Yes and no. Yes, I do feel bad that Stina is always made the enemy, and before you go arguing with me, just let me tell you that every person has a backstory. They all have a life full of struggles and every person deals with them differently.
Stina: OMG! I love this girl!
Me: Who invited you here? Just because I back you up doesn't mean I forgive you for hurting Moonlark!
Stina:*scowls and disappears*
Dex: Okay, I love you again!
Tam: I like how one minute she's backing someone up and the next moment, she's harassing that same person.
Me: I have many personalities.
Lihn: Amalia does have a point though. About the backstory thing.
Me: Thank you. And please call me Mali. Now onto the next one!
9: Wylie
Me: I honestly don't know why Wylie is my number nine. It just feels right.
Wylie: I don't complain or mind. I don't really think about how others see me.
Me: Oooooh! That's why I like him. Anyways, moving on!
8: Marella
Me:This one's easy. I love Marella because of her firey attitude, gossip, and overall elf self.
Dex: Nice.
Marella: I thought I would like you!
We both high five.
Marella: *whispers to just me* now all we need to do is make Sokeefe a thing.
Me: *in shock* EEEE! You are my new best friend! Yes we should.
Sophie: You should what?
Me: Nothing! Moving on!
7: Sophie
Me: So, I know that the main person or most powerful is usually the favorite, but I think it's too cliche. That and I like others better.
Sophie: I'm not at all offended.
Keefe: Awwww. Don't worry, Foster, you will still be my favorite.
Sophie:*blushes*
All the girls, including me: Awwwwwwww.
Sophie: Can we just move on?
Me: of course sweety. *Winks at Marella who Snickers back*
6: ✨Biana✨
Biana: Yay! I have sparkles!
Me:hey! Don't brake the fourth wall! And yes! You do!
Fitz: Why is my sister only six?
Me: Ah. I see you've come to join the party.
Fitz: What do you mean? I've been here this whole time!
Me: well, if you scroll up, then you can see that you're not mentioned at all.
Everyone: WHAT ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Me: Oh, quit complaining. I'm the author, I can break the fourth wall whenever I want.
Biana: you still didn't explain why I'm number six.
Me: I like how one moment you can be battling hungry troll babies and the next you can be ready for Sophie's winnowing galla.
Biana: that was really straight forward.
Me: yeah, well, it's 12:15 am and I want to get this chapter published.
Everyone: Seriously?!!
Me: would you shut up about the fourth wall? I want to get this done!
They all grumble
5: Lihn
Me: I love her optimistic attitude.
Lihn: Awww. I love you too.
We hug.
Tam: Did you just cut my twin's short because you're tired?
Me: yep!
4: Dex
Me: he's a cinnamon roll.
Dex: no Im not!
Me:are too!
Dex: am not!
Me: are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Dex: fine!
Me: yay!
3: Keefe
Keefe: why am I only three?
Me: 'cause you betrayed Sophie and didn't tell her about the sparing match with Dimitar.
Keefe: ... Then why am I three?
Me: Two words. THE HAIR.
Keefe: YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Sophie: What did you just do?!!!
Me: Boosted Lord Hunkyhair's ego.
Tam: That's what we're all afraid of. I hate you now.
Me: *internally crying because I have a crush on him* Fine. NEXT!
2: Elwin
Everyone:*nods heads, looks at Sophie and agrees.*
1: TAM!!!
Tam: Why am I in first?
Me: 1:your bangs 2:your attitude 3: you treated Sophie perfectly when you first met and 4:you are my favorite.
Keefe: *smirking at me* Are you sure there's not another reason?
Me: *blushing* oh-um-n-no. GOODBYE! *Leaves*

FIIIIINNNNNAAAAALLLLLYYYYY!!!!! IM DONE! I'm sooo exhausted. Who knew that the swan gang was tiresome?!
Anyway, thank you for reading and comment on how you like it!
Love you, sweets! Bye!
-Amalia ♥️