Bro who the heck stole Funnyfungus username man

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Once upon a fungus there was a lovely

plague . But she had a BIG complication
upon her of a DISGUSTING sort which could
only be broken by cheesecake factory cake.
She was locked away in a suburban house guarded
by no one because she broke.
Many constipated men had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
balcony kept in the highest part of
the house, the second floor
and the attic. (Irritable bowel syndrome)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)

any way back to the main focus 

who the heck stole the name FunnyFungus, YOU ARE LITTERALLY THE MAIN REASON WHY MY NAME IS BOOGLEBEEBUM

Allstar- by smash mouth begins to play. FunnyFungus goes about their
day. While in a nearby AMERICAN STATE, the AMERICANS get together to form a gun party.

NIGHT - NEAR FUNNYFUNGUS'S HOME

PERSON1 :
Is it racist to make fun of someone based on ethnicity?

Ludicrous lolly gag :
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS IF I GET THIS FORMULA RIGHT, IF U READ THE BOOK "HOW NOT TO BE RACIST" AND COMPARE IT TO THE OTHER BOOK "HOW NOT TO COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE" I'm pretty sure... ( up to the readers interpretation )

PERSON1
Whoa, Hold on to the tree next to you I'm about to bust a gender reveal party by releasing toxic fumes in the air