It was a Normal day for Donald DiCaprio he was watching the 0.000001 cent version of the Titanic how beautiful.
Until Mickey the forbidden sugar dealer stormed in and said..
Mickey the forbidden Sugar dealer :
*Insert his laugh*
Wassup Dondicaprio
I have a challenge!
Donald DiCaprio:
What the frick is that stupid challenge of yours?!
Mickey tfsd:
Okay okay so.
The person that kidnaps the most children Gets the forbidden sugar. BUT! the person that loses dies...
As the stupid Donald d he was he agreed and started .
They went to ikea and transformed to a worker.
They split up
Donald DiCaprio pov:
Okay soooo I found a kid and apparently they like jokes and sweets soooo I asked that orphan to follow me
"Hey kiddo follow me I'll tell you a joke and give you sweets!".
The kid is stupid and actually followed me
"Okay let's start shall we? I What happend when the chicken wanted to cross the road ?
" To get to the other side!" Said that orphan
"Nope.......
It was hit by a truck crushed the poor chickens bones the life of the chicken flashed before his eyes her famaly was going to die of hunger all that guilt that the chicken felt was excrussiating that day she was fired by her job and found out that her husbend cheated on her she felt like a failure a failure for her children the chicken felt like a fool her ribs breaking because of the pressure everyting going numb seeing a light far away the chicken fals asleep paramedics and doctors cam to the sene and tried to safe the chikens life but to no dispair after she fell asleep she never woke up again"
(My friend helped me out so credits to her)
The kid looked at me shocked and kinda scared but still laughed
"Okay follow me to my ~SpEcIaL VaN~"
Boom 1 kid kidnapped!
Mickey tfsd pov:
Ugh kids are afraid of me I think Dondicaprio got at least one he's Handsome after all.
But then I saw something.
It's an. An.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Donald DiCaprio and Mickey the forbidden sugar dealer
Randomyes the picture is mine I had nothing else anyways this story is about 2 friends one called Donald DiCaprio he's hot and Charming and the 2nd one is Mickey the forbidden sugar dealer. they made a deal but... what is it
