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by nxrthh_

by nxrthh_

mostly prompts from twitter/tumblr

T: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Jesse: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The boys: Aww-
Jesse: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The boys: Oh.

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T: What the f*ck.
T: ESPN is showing 2002 national jump rope championship.
T: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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T: I’m an idiot.
Z:
Tae:
Jesse:
Robaire:
Jesse: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Robaire: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
T: ...And?
Robaire: And you are.

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Z: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
T, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Z: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
T: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Z: Absolutely not.

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Z: Violence isn't the answer.
T: You’re right.
Z: *sighs in relief*
T: Violence is the question.
Z: What?
T, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Z, running after him: NO-

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T: Where's Robaire and Tae?
Jesse: They're playing hide and seek.
T: Where?
Jesse: I don't think you get how this game works.