-BANG BANG BANG- "Well shit, gunfire this soon? They're like kids tryna shoot a nerf gun!" "Well they might be kids, you never know." That voice talking beside me. So goddamn righteous and shit. Making me wanna punt em' into the ground and shit. "Well? They'll get the upper hand if they keep doing this!" He shouted into my ear. "You don't gotta shout in my ear dammit!" "How else am I supposed to get your attention? Now get your sorry butt out here and shoot!" He practically spat those words into my ears before hearing them being accompanied by loud rapid firing. God, I hate seeing noobs die by the hands of two pros. But let's pause for a second and look at what kind of crap these noobs are doing. No strategy, no plan, no eye's in the sky, no support, no people staying behind to help the injured, to be used as backup or to even call backup.
You. Yes you, the reader of this page or one-shot thing. I bet even you think whatever the hell these guys are doing, they have no fucking plan or literally anything! I kinda feel like my mom when I get bad grades....
Anyway, story-
"The fuck are they doing???" I'm practically braindead now after hearing guns and explosions so very fucking often. I think it finally melted my brain. "Honestly? I don't know, but at least it'll be much easier blowing their brains out." 'Kay... But from my point of view; being the narrator AND a character, I really just wanna know, WAIT- OH SHIT-
"FUCK WHATEVER HIGHER BEING THERE IS, I HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH-" "OMG STOP CURSING AND USE A POTION" My guy really thinks that having a hole in the chest doesn't get you screaming. Well, at least I'm immortal. The loud sounds of gunfire and explosions fill the battlefield as we obliterate these shit faced assholes that don't know what they're doing. Fills me with joy fr.
"What are they doing now?" HE's questioning it this time? I thought I'm supposed to be the one to ask the shit around here and make myself seem like an annoying character. But, "This feels like a video game boss level all of a sudden." "OH CRAP-" Well damn, he fell in a hole. I'll just shoot these fuck-faces up so that-... Wait..."FUCK" Dipshit just fell in the hole while I didn't?! Why the hell do I have to get this sorry bastard out of there?!
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ALL OF A SUDDEN??" Bro thinks I know the answer "YOU THINK I KNOW CURVE HORN?!" "WELL YOU'RE THE CREATOR!!" bruh
".....I'M NOT IN CREATIVE MODE DAMMIT"
