Person: What's your type?
Gab: I have a wife.
Person: So what's your type then?
Gab: ...my wife.
Person: And what does she look like?
Gab: She looks like my wife.
Person: So what would you rate me out of 10?
Gab: Ummm...I can't do that.
Person: Can't rate me at all?
Gab: I can't rate you at all.
Person: What would you rate your wife out of 10?
Gab: She broke my scale because she's so beautiful.
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