*Dan, Jay, Fyrus, Gab, Sagaci, Octoboy and Etce are standing around a broken coffee machine*
Dan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Gab: ...I did. I broke it-
Dan: No, no you didn't. Jay?
Jay: Don't look at me. Look at Fyrus.
Fyrus: What? I didn't break it.
Jay: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Fyrus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jay: Suspicious.
Fyrus: No, it's not-
Etce: If it matters, probably not, but...Sagaci was the last one to use it.
Sagaci: Why? I don't even drink that crap!
Etce: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over at the coffee cart earlier?
Sagaci: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Etce!
Gab: Ok, ok, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Dan.
Dan: No. Who broke it?!
Fyrus: ...Dan, Octoboy's been awfully quiet.
Octoboy: Really?!
Fyrus: Yeah, really.
Octoboy: Oh my god-
*everyone begins arguing*
Dan, in a separate room: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. *looks back to see the chaos* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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