CHAPTER 3 (LUNCHTIME DILEMMA)

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Discord gets the lunch that he was previously making from the kitchen and brings it to Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Discord snaps and a table appears in the perfect spot so that tho two love birds could eat comfortably. The lunch that was prepared was bread rolls, a beautiful salad with balsamic dressing, a voluminous steak, with a beverage of expense, fine red wine.

“Eat up Cookie Kiss Poopsie Loo Honeypot BooBoo Bear Patty Cake,” Discord teases and winks at the submissive and breedable sexy man.

Peter turns 50 shades of red, and he starts to feel butterflis in his plump belly. Could this be true love? Peter shakes the thought from his head and starts to eat.

“T-this is a really good lunch Dommy Daddy Discord! Your cooking is heavenly!” Peter proclaims loudly.

But just as Peter was going to dig in for another bite, the front door to the Chaos Dimension burst open. A pony with yellow hair and a pink mane ominously inches over to Discord.

“WHAT. IS. THIS. DISSY WISSY Ò-Ó,” the angry pony announces.

“Ugh. Fluttershy. I told you I’ve moved on!” Discord screams with dominant.

“But I haven’t! I still love you baby..” Flutterfly argues back.

“This is your problem! You’re clingy and can’t come up with good pet names! UwU” Discord spits aggressively.

Flutterfly struts up to Peter, who is sitting submissively and obediently in the chair. To everyone’s surprise, Fluttershy snatches Peter’s weave in a matter of milliseconds.

“This is who you left me for? A nobody with fake hair? I knew you were up to no good Discord. I should’ve never trusted you! ÙnÚ,” Flutterfly snaps back at Discord.

Instead of replying, Discord does the undoable. He picks up the wine glass that Peter had fully finished, heaves himself towards Fluttershy, and SMASHES it on her head, leaving her unconscious and with a bald spot. He throws her limpy body into a portal that leads to the universe Peter originally came from.

Peter stood, staring at the scene, horrified. Discord examined his face, and knew he was distressed.

“Don’t worry my Handsome Sweet Cream Filled Donut Baby.. It’s all over now. Let’s get to the bedroom. I know how to relax you,” Discord urges seductively.

“O-o-o-okay.. Let’s do it,” Peter cowers.

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