Peter wobbles out of bed, panting and heaving, painted with different hues of purple bruises on his neck. He’s clenching his booty cheeks. HARD. Hard? That was a hell of a ride. Peter had assumed he would be worthy to go to Heaven up until last night. Holy crap. Discord was satisfied with last night. He went BAD last night. Bad? I guess it was more ROUGH than anything. Kinky.
“Did you enjoy it, Captain Cutie Schmoopie Bubs?” Discord asks with a playful voice.
Peter starts to mumble incomprehensible words, then barfs EVERYWHERE. Discord runs up to him, extremely worried. Discord looks into Peter’s big blue orbs, and asks him a serious question.
“Honey Bun Rosebud Twinkle Toes, I have an inquiry….” Discord sadly disclaims.
“W-whart ith it?” is all Peter could get out without vomiting everywhere.
“Peterson Griffinous.. I think you are pregnancy..” Discord cries.
Peter starts to sob immediately. The thought of a child with Discord was too much to handle. How were they going to pay for it? Who would deliver the child willingly? Discord hugs Peter tightly.
“It’ll be alright Sweaty Feet Swedish Fish Poopy Strapless Bra.. I’ll create you a pregnancy test Babaygril.. Daddy will take care of the baby and you,” Discord reassures Petey Wetey Stinky Smelly.
Discord snaps his greasy fingers together and a pregnancy test pops into existence.
"Here you go My Bloody Little Used Tampaxy Waxy Tampon,” Discord soothes with a calming voice.
Peter rushes to the bathroom and uses the pregnant testicular testament test. After a few minutes of anxious waiting, the results come back. Peter. Is. Preggy Weggy. With. Octuplets. He didn’t know what to say to Discord. He was paralyzed with fear.
Peter soon feels a warm presence behind him. He was wrapped in a warm embrace that was caused by Discord, who had just teleported behind him.
“Octuplets? That’s okay My Colorful Little Munchkin Man.. You’ll be a good mother to all eight of them,” Discord cheers up Peter.
And so, Peter Griffin and Discord make way for the 9 months of pregnant ahead of them.
PART 1 ENDING
