Jonas Joestar's Particularly Abnormal Adventure

Oops, Part 1

-Joestar Residence, JJ's Room-

"And that's the epic story, for real," Jonas stated after finally explaining everything. They'd gathered inside JJ's room to talk about the past day, all curious to cover everything. Just the recent events have so much confusion and mystery, and no one knows how to process it. Her room was not what you'd imagine. Her walls were pink with purple shelves, lined with many random trinkets. She had a small monitor that she used as a TV, on a large shelf filled with even more random objects. Her bed had darker colors, like her, but was predictably unkept. Next to it, though, was a nightstand with, you guessed it, random trinkets.

"So we got an infestation now," JJ uttered. "You know where the poison is, so just off the thing," she finished, pulling out a tub of melted marshmallows and eating one. After she placed it in the middle, Jonas picked up love and looked directly at JJ. "I think you missed the point of the story, sis. This little mousekateer needs someone's help in its time of need! As Joestars it's our sworn duty to protect those that need help! What if this rat got into some utter trouble? It's got a stand which means that its got a mind, and it has to be in distress. You wouldn't turn down a suffering creature, would you?" Jonas said, before JJ broke eye contact. "You don't have to hit me with the whole family spiel... or whatever... I just don't want the house infested when mom gets back," JJ uttered. With a smile, Jonas looked at Love and said "you better not go around making rat babies in the Joestar household!! Or they'll all have to pay rent!" Which Love didn't find very funny.

As they talked, Evelyn stared on, before she finally decided to speak. "Excuse me," Evelyn began, "was that thing earlier, in.the convenience store, really I stand? I don't really get it..." after this, Jonas put his hand on his chin and JJ looked around for a quick moment. She pulled out Bad Guy, and looked directly at her. "Stands can take any form at all and do anything, they're just embodiments of your inner spirit. And everyone has a wildly different spirit. As a stand user I expected you to already know this," she said, which caused Evelyn's gaze to become lost. "So we're called stand users...? I didn't know there was a whole system for this!" She replied, which caused Jonas to scratch his chin. "Well, our dad taught us the secrets, it's not just something you can Google and expect a result. It's a secret within the battlefield, but once everyone knows it, you might as well consider it common knowledge, yeah?" He said, and Evelyn nodded back.

"You know, if you want to know all about stands," a mysterious feminine voice began, "... then I can tell you everything..." it finished. The voice came from the... doorway. The eyes of the red haired woman pierced into the room from the cracked open door. She had a smug, ominous grin lined with matching lipstick, and she held a cane in her right hand. She looked to be no older than 30. And as she stood in the doorway, everyone stared in silence as the air got heavier. "How'd... you get inside!?" JJ uttered in shock, before Jonas sprung forward. He yelled "INTRUDEEEEEER!!! ORAAAA!!", punching forward. Suddenly, though, something flew in front of his fist and intercepted his punch! And whatever it was immediately shattered, throwing glass everywhere and causing Jonas's hand to become filled with cuts. "OOOUGH!!" He yelled, holding his hand and beginning to kneel on the ground. It soon became apparent. The glass, the shape, the texture... it was a jar from JJ's shelf. "The jar just flew... JJ... she's a threat!!" Jonas yelled, and JJ immediately snapped her gaze towards the woman. She raised her hand, and put it on her nightstand cabinet, staring straight towards the lady. "Listen," JJ began, "You may be here to cause some trouble, but I'm warning you now, so listen. In this cabinet I keep a gun. It's fully loaded. So if you turn around and leave now, I won't be forced to pull it out... but if you dont... I'll cover the walls in your blood, so think for a second," she finished. There was a pause, before the woman spread her arms wide open, welcoming JJ. And without hesitation, JJ threw open the cabinet and-

There was no gun.

"W-what??" JJ uttered, before she suddenly heard a distinct *cling* in the direction of the woman. She was emptying the rounds to a revolver! "That's.. my gun!!" JJ shouted, as the woman finished unloading the rounds. She dropped the gun past the door, into the hallway, as Jonas looked on in horror and confusion. At this point, even Evelyn was all the way back on the bed, sitting in fear. "My hand!! That jar!! Sis's gun!! I don't understand!!" Jonas yelled, stepping back. The woman slowly sat all the way on the ground, sitting with her legs apart, and hands on the bullets, giving a menacing stare. "Oops, I did it again... I've gone and confused you guys, just like everyone else I talk to... Oh..." She said, grabbing three bullets between her fingers. As she stared at the three, she spoke. "Have you all seen a rat in a wig? I know, a ridiculous question, but a simple answer will do..."

"... No," Jonas responded, taking off his sunglasses, and looking directly at her. "... Alright," she began, "I've come from afar directly... looking for that little rat... and the person I was sent by, well... doesn't play around..." She stopped as, grabbing the last three bullets, and looked directly at Jonas. "So I'll ask again..." She uttered, before she suddenly grabbed all 6 bullets and put them in her mouth, swallowing them one by one. Everyone stared with wide eyes, before she opened her hand... and all 6 bullets were in it. "... where is the rat?"

Everyone looked on in horror. The silence was deadly, and the air was so thick it could be cut with a knife. And looking around, Love had completely vanished. As everything was at its scariest, Jonas leaned in towards Evelyn, and began whispering. "You gotta do something about this. You're the only one equipped to put her in the trash!!" He remarked, putting a hand on her back. She stared at Jonas for a minute, before turning her head away, and reaching in her pocket. After a moment of fierce anticipation, she suddenly pulled out her phone, and in a panic, dialed 911. "WE NEED HELP!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Is all she said to the operator, clutching her shirt as she yelled. "Jonas.. your friend is sort of a god damn coward," JJ commented, before she made a more interesting observation. "Y'know, with all those magic tricks, I thought you'd take her phone..." JJ pointed out to the woman, he slowly stood up. "I don't think I need to say that I'm a stand user. No police officer or military army can stand up to a truly devastating stand. So let them come," she responded.

Evelyn finished the call, and Jonas turned towards her. "Use your stand!!" He whispered aggressively, causing her to match his piercing gaze. "For something like this?!" She said, which just caused Jonas to look at her in disbelief and confusion. "Wow, what a dysfunctional group, not one of you is competent at all... a shame!" The woman huffed. As she spoke, Evelyn tilted her head and got up. She slowly inched towards the woman, until she was 2 feet away from her. The woman stared at Evenlyn, and Evelyn stared at the woman. Evelyn was nearly shaking, before she very quickly reached into her pocket, and pulled out a bottle of pepper spray! The woman could only widen her eyes as Evelyn unleashed a wave of spray into the air. The woman ducked, but when she did, Evelyn pulled out her stand's leg, and kicked the woman right below her neck. She let out a loud "OOO!!" as Evelyn's stand kicked her to the far side of the room, where she landed on her side, towards the wall.

Everything was silent for a moment, before everyone's hair raised. "Oops," she began, turning slowly, revealing a plush toy below her neck that took the blow, "... I did it again. Oops... you were one step too late, again... Oops... Oops... Oops..." She said, slowly getting up, everyone with their eyes so wide they could see for miles. "And... hey... my name is Tori... let's be friends, okay?" She said, opening her hands. "... okay?"

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Evelyn's Stand

Ability: Drags everything in the room towards the user or the stand in a spiral motion. As it moves, the speed increases slightly. It can be stopped at any moment, and if the stand of user moves, the spiral moves with them.

Destructive Power - A
Range - C
Speed - D
Precision - A
Durability - A
Development Potential - B