Emma's mom picks her up and throws her out the window. It sprays glass everywhere but nobody cares because OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THERE IT IS!!!!! The katamari is getting closer every second, so Emma's parents don their rainbow garments POSTHASTE!! With Star sigils in hand, they follow Emma out the window and skedaddle as fast as possible toward it!!
"YIPPEE!!!" screams everyone including the bleeding Emma. Their neighbors follow suit, escaping from their homes the fastest way possible. They almost get run over after tripping in the stampede, but a kind stranger stops the flow of people and helps them up.
"MR BEAST????" says flabbergasted Emma.
"Welcome to the final test. I'm Mr. Beast. I'll give you a million dollars to give yourself to the katamari right now."
Emma's mom blushes (because of her secret affair with mister beast also known as the 4th leader of the Nine Stars) and takes his hand. The family comes to their feet and the stampede begins again, with the 4th leader guiding them now.
The katamari is mere feet away. The cultists toss themselves towards it, only to be riddled with bullet holes as the katamari, princess, and everything within a 10 ft radius of it are blasted by snipers and killed.
Everyone in the crowd is flabbergasted. They stand there staring at the ruined katamari until screams erupt from the devoted believers. The people roil in terror and sadness until Mr. Breast stops crying and stands up.
"SILENCE!"
Everything stops.
"GET THEM!!!!!!" he shouts while pointing at the government officials and snipers in the tree cover a ways off. He doesn't have to say it twice, and the followers assemble into a human semi of raw fury. The workers are smashed to bits in seconds.
Mr. Beast climbs off of the tower of people and down toward the dead President. He snatches the briefcase from his hand and then opens it.
The people are waiting to see what's inside, but he only stands still with a flabbergasted face. Until he's not, and his face is red and frothing like he put it in boiling water. He promptly dies from being too mad (heart attack). The crowd is rather saddened by this.
A new face steps out of the clump.
Everyone goes like "NO ####### WAY JOE BIDEN?????????!!!!!!" (IT IS!!)
"Hello everyone. I am so glad to see you all, even under these dire circumstances. It is with a heavy heart that I tell you all I have failed today."
Murmurs echo.
"As you all know, my position as the 6th leader has been unknown to my friends in the government. My fake dementia has kept them in the dark for now."
Cheers erupt and fade.
"However, hard as I may try, my efforts were in vain. I've come to tell you all that the contents of this binder explain that they've discovered the plan."
Dead silence.
"Someone here is a (scoffs dramatically‼️/emo) filthy traitor."
The people in the crowd turn to look at each other with scowls on their faces. Some start to cry.
"They are aware that the Moon is going to return and that the Prince is not dead. Try as I might to convince them otherwise, my unintelligent appearance works against me once again. Because of this, we must speed up our actions starting immediately. The ritual begins now."
The people nod and promptly sort themselves into a mile-wide circle, the President's body in the center. A chant begins to shake the ground and sky. A dark red hue approaches from the horizon. Harmonizing tones scare all animals away from the area as the moon slowly draws closer than before.
Everything returns to normal while the chants continue. The confused cultists open their eyes and the song cuts off in unison. The moon is as bright as the sun.
The whiteness expands until it hurts to look up, and then it fades into red. The sky cracks down the center with a gut-wrenching tearing sound. It then sadly crumbles into pieces, which dissolve into the katamari's components and begin burning up in the atmosphere. The Prince on said moon is certainly obliterated as well.
After a few seconds of collective dumbfoundedness, everyone drops to the ground and starts to scream and vomit. Except for one person, who smiles (😈). The worst-case scenario has happened. The falling buildings and continents will certainly end them instead of the Moon, but the government won in the end.
That's what they thought until an enormous stern face appears in the sky. The tears of sadness turn into tears of joy, as they witness their God and King appear for the first time in years. He opens his mouth and the entire planet BLOWS UP LIKE‼️‼️ 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥GRRRRRRRRR3RRR💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🏳️🌈‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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