My POV ( ALEJANDRO)
I hate to admit this shit but alice and joel r like SOULMATES hear me out FIRSTLY THERE BRITHDAYS R BOTH IN APRIL ( alice: april 4th) ( joel april:11th) AND THEIR BOTH SHORT ASF joel: 5'8ft or 5'7ft alice: 4'11ft ( short ass smurf). ANYWAYS their also like both annoying lets START WITH HOW JOEL IS ANNOYING : so joel is annoying becuz he jus is but i gotta respect him cuz like he my wifes friend and shit. NOW FOR HOW ALICE IS ANNOYING alice: she is mostly right she is the only human who can humble me i wont say anymore before she humbles me agian.
Alices POV:
joel is so cute he is so fucking cool the way he text mmmmmmmmmmmmmm the way he treats alejandro. he got my back arching toes curling sweating in places i knew i couldnt sweat in he jus has this werid affect on me and he also said "alice>" HE WAS FUCKING ROOTING FOR ME( he is my baee) joel is jus prefect and he is prob good looking and the way he treats other girls is just muwah... BUT THAT UGLY KAYLEE GIRL FUCKING HATE HER WHITE ASS FACE STEAL MY FUCKING JOEL FROM ME GRRR( furry) I WANNA FUCKING KILL THAT BITCH GONNA RIP OUT HER FUCKING HAIR WHY IS SHE OBSSED WITH MY MAN, MY HUSBAND LIKE CMON.
JOEL POV:
Alice * moans* she i-is jus arugh perfect im jerking off to her messages the way she text mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* wimperes* fucking shit and that thomas guy is getting on my fucking nerves how dare he say that shit abt my boo boo ho hoo bear like i shall be the only guy to make my bae mad urgh alice jus has this big affect on me but im way 2 scared to tell her but im plannning to do it soon
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Joel x Alice
RomanceAlice x joel made this fan fic cuz there both annoying and cuz i ship them 2 and cuz its kinda obvi joel likes alice.
