JAMES!!! my mafia boss yelled
"What is it boss" I asked with the most concern.
My boss lord butthole, he was about 78 with his hair graying just like mine.
"I've gotta a mission for ya" he said
oh great another one
"oh really? who when and where" i said
"Excited huh? Well good the person we want gone is the President."
THE PRESIDENT?! the jfk?! THAT MAN IS A SEXY GEM WHAT THE HEL LORD BUTTHOLE?
time skip/
I see my target at the store, damn he is sexy.
I strut over towards him, maybe he's gay ya never know.
*trips* " oh I sooo sorry" I say in my most sexy voice I get most of my kitten with that one
"oi oi oi its alright mate im the President"
what the hell
he grabs me by my chin
WHAT THE HELL
