"Oh mr President what are you doing?" I say in my kitty voice (help me)
"just doing my presidential duties and hopefully I'll do you😈"
" I didn't know you were so tizzy mr pres-"
"JFK!!!"
There's a woman, I that the First Lady?!.
she ugly as hellll.
"oh my hammerhead shark im so sorry" says the President
" I cant believe this AGAIN JFK??"
I forgot that sexy beast was jfk
I run away, i cant deal with this shark fight rn I have to go to my cookie!!!!
JFK POV/
that man was so scumb delicious that I would have taken off my clothes an-
"JFK!!!"
"Oi im so sorry my little hammer head!!"
"We're going HOME NOW"
noooo I don't wanna go home😔
I turn around and my kitten is not there aw shucks.
my iron eating wife grabs my hand and leads me back to the White House.
