Short stories of Settlesbrooke

Desperate Miss

There was a wagon trundling towards the village of Settlesbrooke, and the residents were crowing with anticipation.
"Curious said that she was rounding up the snoot when the wagon stopped to have a break, and it had about three-"
"Four, actually."
"Four cute boys!"
"Of which two were way outta your league."
"Oh," Val interrupted. "Bett with flirt with anyone."
"Really? A presumably twenty-six year old looking guy?"
"...well that's only a seven year difference, inn'it?"