mike lay in bed beside jeremy, he ripped the covers off and sat up. "mike?" jeremy whispered. "i need to tell you something," mike said as he turned to look right at you. the person reading this fanfiction. "why are you reading this?" mike asked you, "jeremy is asexual, which means he doesnt experience sexual attraction at all and you know that. also youre most likely not even 13 yet so why the actual hell are you looking up smut let alone reading smut titled specifically for people of ages 18+. you are one sick child and should go and have fun instead of looking for stories about boys who clearly do NOT experience sexual attraction at all having sex. you sick sick child. begone before i whoop your 10 year old ass."
