as soon as i saw his shocking red hair, the color of my favorite condiment,ketchup, i knew i was gonna fuck him up. only one fry maker can be in this town.
"I AM KING OF THIS HERE BURGER JOINT LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL FACE THE FRYER"
i screamed, beckoning towards The Fryer, his face covered in scars and burns from his time frying fries...and other things.
the ketchup clown man giggled and took out a large heinz ketchup bottle, squirting it all over the floor before lying down in the red sauce and rolling around.
"care to join me handsome?" i knew his plot. this was the ritual to claim a fast food place and i would not let him succeed. i pulled out a hair straightener and plugged it in.
"careful. your precious hair may get heat damage. i don't have heat protector."
he giggled and kicked his feet back and forth before army crawling away out the door.
i stood there speechless. how could this man do this to me. his red piercing orbs stayed in my mind and i vowed to take him down. goodbye ketchup clown. good bye....
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the fries feud (a ronald mcdonald x burger king story)
Romanceever since mr. burger king set his big brown orbs on ronald mc donald, he hated him for his stupid goofy smile and his luscious ketchup red hair. his pale skin shone in the sun, reminding burger king of his fictional crush, edward cullen. not that h...
