they set up the nursery for the baby as bk got closer to his due date.
"i wonder if the baby will be lonely?"
"we can buy another from buy buy baby dw babe" ronnie said
"ok!!" burger king responded glowing from his pregnancy 🫃
ronnie continued to put the baby clothes into the dresser and prepare baby stuff i don't fucking know.
all of a sudden burger king started to scream. mayo started streaming down his legs and squirted onto ronnie.
"M-MY WATER BROKE?!?" burgy said
ronnie pushed burger king on the bed and burger shitted and pissed on the sheets. ronnie looked into his big brown orbs and realized it was too late for the hospital. their baby was coming now!! (oh no)
"AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHH"
the baby popped out, coated in mayo with eyes as yellow as the yolks of eggs and beautiful red ketchup hair.
ronnie cried at how cute the baby looked "he will major in statistics!!" ronnie cried, remembering his good days working as mathematician
burger king threw up. what if it was wendys?? after all she had red hair too...
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the fries feud (a ronald mcdonald x burger king story)
Romansaever since mr. burger king set his big brown orbs on ronald mc donald, he hated him for his stupid goofy smile and his luscious ketchup red hair. his pale skin shone in the sun, reminding burger king of his fictional crush, edward cullen. not that h...
